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Song Parodies -> "Chill Fight"

Original Song Title:

"Big Night"

Original Performer:

Big Time Rush

Parody Song Title:

"Chill Fight"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

It is, in fact, totally possible to be both the calmest person in the room and the last man standing at a bar brawl at the same time. I assume, anyway, I'm mildly allergic to death so I'm not trying it anytime soon, but still!
Oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm gonna have a chill fight (oh-oh-oh-oh)
No furrowed eyebrows this time (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm gonna have a chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill fight

If I need to cause massive hurt
No need to act like I'm a big ape, that might work
But my style? Hardly (ayy!), hardly (ayy!), hardly (ayy!), whoa-ooh-whoa
I'd rather be all relaxed, that's right
You can still mess folks up without rage in your eyes
That my style? Hardly (ayy!), hardly (ayy!), hardly (ayy!)
Can twist your leg around, 'round, 'round
Or simply keep you pinned down, down, down
Without so much as a frown, frown, frown
Kick ass with serene grace

Oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm gonna have a chill fight (ayy!) (oh-oh-oh-oh)
No manic laughter this time (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm gonna have a chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill fight
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm gonna have a chill fight (ayy!) (oh-oh-oh-oh)
No constant swearing this time (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm gonna have a chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill fight

So used to this scene (yeah), it happens ev'ry night (let's go)
This bar's patrons need (I guess) to knock out ev'ry light (hoo!)
Whether to test their mettle (huh), a grudge they wanna settle (say what?)
Or they're just steaming drunk, just a hunch (yeah)
Know how things will play out, out, out
When chairs will get tossed around, 'round, 'round
Dodge with my eyes closed right now, now, now
And then dropkick their face

Oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm gonna have a chill fight (ayy!) (oh-oh-oh-oh)
No basic insults this time (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm gonna have a chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill fight
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm gonna have a chill fight (ayy!) (oh-oh-oh-oh)
No angry flexing this time (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm gonna have a chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill fight

It might seem since I look inert
That I don't care, ain't right, I do aim to cause hurt
But look it? Hardly, hardly (yeah-eah)
Hardly, hardly, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ho (let's go!)
So at peace (ha-ah-ah), I could leave unhurt (ha-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, yeah)
But I hate all these guys (ha-ah-ah), their pain's super deserved (ha-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah)
Fight like them? Hardly (ha-ah-ah) (who's ready?) hardly (ha-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah) (who's ready? Who's ready?)
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ho (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah), I'm gonna have a chill fight

Oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm gonna have a chill fight (ayy!) (oh-oh-oh-oh)
No mouth a-foaming this time (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm gonna have a chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill fight
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm gonna have a chill fight (ayy!) (oh-oh-oh-oh)
No pointless shouting this time (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm gonna have a chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill fight
Fight

I'd say that the closest I get is playing a monk in DnD but I just remembered that my first monk character was in a bar fight...where he punched a dude's nose through his brain and slapped another dude so hard his neck snapped. He was just the nicest half-orc but his fights were nasty, man.

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