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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for How Soon Is Now? that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Love Spit Love's, "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all my hope is Prue.
Original Lyrics:
And all my hope is gone.
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
And summoner Of nothing in particular
Original Lyrics:
I am the son and heir Of nothing in particular
Love Spit Love's, "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Heaven and I need to be loved.
Original Lyrics:
I am human and I need to be loved.
Love Spit Love's, "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Heaven and I need to believe.
Original Lyrics:
I am human and I need to be loved.
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a southerner
Original Lyrics:
I am the son and heir
Love Spit Love's, "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am here and I need to be loved.
Original Lyrics:
I am human and I need to be loved.
Love Spit Love's, "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am here because I need to be loved.
Original Lyrics:
I am human and I need to be loved.
Love Spit Love's, "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am here just because I need to be now
Just like everybody else does.
Just like everybody else does.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a human and I need to loved
Just like everybody else does.
Just like everybody else does.
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am here just because I need to be now
Just like everybody else does.
Just like everybody else does.
Original Lyrics:
I'm human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does.
Just like everybody else does.
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am human and I need to be wrong
Original Lyrics:
I am human and I need to be loved
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am human and I'm being vulgar
Original Lyrics:
I am human and I need to belong
Love Spit Love's, "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am human, and I need to belong
Just like everybody else does.
Just like everybody else does.
Original Lyrics:
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does.
Just like everybody else does.
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the sound of the air
Original Lyrics:
I am the son and the heir
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the sultan of
nothing in particular
nothing in particular
Original Lyrics:
I am the son and heir,
of nothing in particular
of nothing in particular
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the summoner.
Original Lyrics:
I am the son and heir.
(Third line.)
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the sun and the Earth
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
Original Lyrics:
I am the son and the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
T.A.T.U's, "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the sun and the air
So finally, that's criminally vulgar.
So finally, that's criminally vulgar.
Original Lyrics:
I am the son and the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the sun and the air,
Of a shining that is permanently vulgar,
I am the sounding lair,
Of nothing in particular
Of a shining that is permanently vulgar,
I am the sounding lair,
Of nothing in particular
Original Lyrics:
I am the son and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular.
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular.
Love Spit Love's, "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the sun and the air.
Original Lyrics:
I am the son and the heir.
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the sun and the air
Of a shining that is criminally border.
Of a shining that is criminally border.
Original Lyrics:
I am the son and the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the sun and the air
Of a shyness that was criminally broken.
Of a shyness that was criminally broken.
Original Lyrics:
I am the son and the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the sun and the air
in a shadow that is criminally vulgar
I am the summoner of nothing in particular
in a shadow that is criminally vulgar
I am the summoner of nothing in particular
Original Lyrics:
I am the son and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir of nothing in particular
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir of nothing in particular
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the sun and the air
Of a shyness that is criminally open
And some of that.
Of a shyness that is criminally open
And some of that.
Original Lyrics:
I am the son and the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir.
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir.
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the sun and the air
Of a sign that says it's criminally vulgar
Of the sun and air
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mom
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to belong
Just like everybody else does
Of a sign that says it's criminally vulgar
Of the sun and air
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mom
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to belong
Just like everybody else does
Original Lyrics:
I am the son and the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the sun and the air
Original Lyrics:
I am the son and heir
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the sun and the earth
Original Lyrics:
I am the son and the heir
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the sun and the hair
Original Lyrics:
I am the son and the heir
Love Spit Love's, "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the sun in the air
Original Lyrics:
I am the son, and the heir
Love Spit Love's, "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the sun, I am the air
[Later]
I am Heaven and I need to be loved.
[Later]
I am Heaven and I need to be loved.
Original Lyrics:
I am the son and the heir
[Later]
I am human and I need to be loved.
[Later]
I am human and I need to be loved.
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the sun, and the air
All things shining that are criminally vulgar
On the seventh day
of nothing in particular
All things shining that are criminally vulgar
On the seventh day
of nothing in particular
Original Lyrics:
I am the son, and the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the sun, and the air.
Original Lyrics:
I am the son, and the heir.
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the sun, and the air
And the spine of every criminal devotee.
And the spine of every criminal devotee.
Original Lyrics:
I am the son, and the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the sun
And the air
And I shine as though it's criminally vulgar
And the air
And I shine as though it's criminally vulgar
Original Lyrics:
I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the sun
And the air
Of a shyness that is criminally bogus
I'm everywhere.
And the air
Of a shyness that is criminally bogus
I'm everywhere.
Original Lyrics:
I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir.
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir.
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I go about things the long way
Original Lyrics:
I go about things the wrong way
Tatu's, "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the sun and the air
Of a Chinese that is criminally vulgar.
Of a Chinese that is criminally vulgar.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the son and the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the sun, and the air
Original Lyrics:
I'm the son, and the heir
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a clock if you'd like to go
You can meet somebody who really loves you
You can meet somebody who really loves you
Original Lyrics:
There's a club if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
You could meet somebody who really loves you
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who shakes you now?
Original Lyrics:
You shut your mouth.
tATu's, "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
You shut your mouth
How dare you say
I go about things the wrong way?
How dare you say
I go about things the wrong way?
Original Lyrics:
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
People argue with me about this. Check the album.
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such an a**.
Original Lyrics:
You shut your mouth.
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such an owl.
Original Lyrics:
You shut your mouth.
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you cry and you want to buy
Original Lyrics:
And you cry and you want to die
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Cuban and I need to belong
Original Lyrics:
I am human and I need to belong
T.A.T.U.'s, "How Soon Is Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the song in the air
Of the shadows that is criminal and vulgar
Of the shadows that is criminal and vulgar
Original Lyrics:
I am the son and the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
The Smiths', "How Soon Is Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are human and we need to eat lunch
Just like everybody else does
Just like everybody else does
Original Lyrics:
We are human and we need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
Just like everybody else does
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