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Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Abuelita es la casa (Translation: 'Grandma is a house')
or
Abuelita es la caballa (Translation: 'Grandma is a horse' which is an extremely rude insult.)
or
Bonita, la Casa (Translation: 'Pretty, a house.')
or
Abuelita es la caballa (Translation: 'Grandma is a horse' which is an extremely rude insult.)
or
Bonita, la Casa (Translation: 'Pretty, a house.')
Original Lyrics:
Bonita, mi Casa (Translation: 'Pretty, my house.')
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the attraction, attention
Don't you see, baby, this is perfection
Don't you see, baby, this is perfection
Original Lyrics:
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see, baby, this is perfection
Don't you see, baby, this is perfection
Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chiquita, Chiquita
Original Lyrics:
Shakira, Shakira
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Como se llama? ponyta, mi casa, su casa
Original Lyrics:
Como se llama? Bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Embarrassing key to the violence we see
Original Lyrics:
En Barranquilla se baila así
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling the size of my bottom
Original Lyrics:
Reading the signs of my body
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling the size of my buttie
Original Lyrics:
Reading the signs of my body
A lot of my friends thought this is how you say it.
Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on tonight
Original Lyrics:
I'm on tonight
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you die
'Cause my hips don't lie
And I've started to kill tonight
'Cause my hips don't lie
And I've started to kill tonight
Original Lyrics:
I'm on tonight
My hips don't lie
I'm starting to feel it's right.
My hips don't lie
I'm starting to feel it's right.
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hot tonight
You know my titz don't lie.
You know my titz don't lie.
Original Lyrics:
I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie.
You know my hips don't lie.
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on tonight
My hips don't lie
I'm starting to feel the fright.
My hips don't lie
I'm starting to feel the fright.
Original Lyrics:
I'm on tonight
My hips don't lie
I'm starting to feel it's right.
My hips don't lie
I'm starting to feel it's right.
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I want to feel your bum.
You know my hips don't lie
And I want to feel your bum.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy.
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy.
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm up tonight
or
Time up tonight
or
Tie him up tonight
or
Time up tonight
or
Tie him up tonight
Original Lyrics:
I'm on tonight
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on kneading the sides of my body.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on reading the signs of my body.
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on rubbing the sides of my body.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on reading the signs of my body.
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me see you move like you come from bologn-ya.
Original Lyrics:
Let me see you move like you come from Colombia.
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me see you move like you've gone for Bologna.
Original Lyrics:
Let me see you move like you come from Colombia.
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the sounds of my butthole
Original Lyrics:
Reading the signs of my body
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at the size of my bottom.
Original Lyrics:
Reading the signs of my body.
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a man wanna shish bam bish.
Original Lyrics:
She makes a man wanna speak Spanish.
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
My hips don't line up.
Original Lyrics:
My hips don't lie.
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never really knew that she could dance like this
She make a man wanna Shish Knish
She make a man wanna Shish Knish
Original Lyrics:
Never really knew that she could dance like this
She make a man wanna speak Spanish
She make a man wanna speak Spanish
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I won't deny it
My hips don't lie
My hips don't lie
Original Lyrics:
I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie.
You know my hips don't lie.
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman turn black
You make a woman turn black
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad.
You make a woman go mad.
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, when you talk like that
You make me wanna know math.
You make me wanna know math.
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad.
You make a woman go mad.
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be one and keep one.
You make a woman go mad
So be one and keep one.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on.
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on.
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh never really knew that she could dance like that
She makes a man want to skeet grinding
She makes a man want to skeet grinding
Original Lyrics:
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Mountain Mike...
Original Lyrics:
And I'm on tonight...
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, baby, when you talk like that
You make me want a new man.
You make me want a new man.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, baby, when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad.
You make a woman go mad.
Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, baby when you talk like dad
You make a woman German
You make a woman German
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
You make a woman go mad
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reading the sinus of my body
Original Lyrics:
Reading the signs of my body
Shakira (feat. Wyclef Jean)'s, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Senorita, feel the conga
Let me see you move like you want the bologna.
Let me see you move like you want the bologna.
Original Lyrics:
Senorita, feel the conga
Let me see you move like you come from Colombia.
Let me see you move like you come from Colombia.
Shakira feat Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Señorita, feel a cobra.
Original Lyrics:
Señorita, feel the conga.
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Señorita, feel the coma.
Original Lyrics:
Señorita, feel the conga.
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shapiro, Shapiro
Original Lyrics:
Shakira, Shakira
Shakira Feat. Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
She makes a man wanna be Spanish
Of course a llama, Lolita, a castle because of Shakira, Shakira
Of course a llama, Lolita, a castle because of Shakira, Shakira
Original Lyrics:
She makes a man wanna speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa, Shakira, Shakira
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa, Shakira, Shakira
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
She makes a man wanna see Spandex.
Original Lyrics:
She makes a man wanna speak Spanish.
Shakira (feat. Wyclef Jean)'s, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
She makes a man want to squish a mish.
Original Lyrics:
She makes a man want to speak Spanish.
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
So be wise and keep on
Reading the science of my body.
Reading the science of my body.
Original Lyrics:
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body.
Reading the signs of my body.
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
So be wise and keep on
Beating the size of my body.
Beating the size of my body.
Original Lyrics:
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body.
Reading the signs of my body.
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my bottom.
Reading the signs of my bottom.
Original Lyrics:
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body.
Reading the signs of my body.
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
So be wise and keep on
Reading the size of my bra strap.
Reading the size of my bra strap.
Original Lyrics:
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body.
Reading the signs of my body.
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Violent in our garden
I know that we'll be violent in our garden, yes.
I know that we'll be violent in our garden, yes.
Original Lyrics:
Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día
Baila en la calle de día
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
We leave the whole club jizzing
OR
We need the whole club jizzing
OR
We need the whole club jizzing
Original Lyrics:
We leave the whole club dizzy
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why the CIA not wanna wash?
The Colombians are ancient
The Colombians are ancient
Original Lyrics:
Why the CIA wanna watch us?
Colombians and Haitians
Colombians and Haitians
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, Shakira's 86!
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, oh, yeah, ladies, sí!
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, she's so sexy I emailed my fantasy
Of refugees lying back with the Fugees in a third world country
Of refugees lying back with the Fugees in a third world country
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, she's so sexy, every man's fantasy
A refugee like me back with the Fugees from a third world country
A refugee like me back with the Fugees from a third world country
Shakira (feat. Wyclef Jean)'s, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know Calypso Lye?
Original Lyrics:
You know my hips don't lie.
Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm overnight
Original Lyrics:
You know I'm on tonight
Shakira (feat. Wyclef Jean)'s, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know my Pips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel this white
And I'm starting to feel this white
Original Lyrics:
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel this right
And I'm starting to feel this right
Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know my kids don't cry
Original Lyrics:
You know my hips don't lie
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know my kids don't lie
And I'm starting to feel this light
And I'm starting to feel this light
Original Lyrics:
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel this right
And I'm starting to feel this right
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make a man wanna squish-a-mish.
Original Lyrics:
You make a man wanna speak Spanish.
Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make a man want to see spandex.
Original Lyrics:
You make a man want to speak Spanish.
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make a woman German
Original Lyrics:
You make a woman go mad
Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don’t Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now my kids don’t lie
Original Lyrics:
You know my hips don’t lie
Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don’t Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know my kids know why
Original Lyrics:
You know my hips don’t lie
Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean's, "Hips Don’t Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make a woman cometh
or
You make a woman come back
or
You make a woman your man
or
You make a woman come back
or
You make a woman your man
Original Lyrics:
You make a woman go mad
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