Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Helpless that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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A stream comes through with memory to spare,
With dream comfort memory to spare,
Big Bird's flying across the sky.
Big birds flying across the sky.
Big Bird's flying over the sky.
Big birds flying over the sky.
As the Sesame Street character, and an apostrophe before the 's' to indicate "Big Bird is".
Dis-dignified, please fulfill my destiny.
This stage is mine, music is my destiny.
Gotta fill this hole tonight.
Gotta fill this hall tonight.
Helpless, helpless, help, albert
Helpless, helpless, helpless
There is a clown in North Ontario.
There is a town in North Ontario.
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