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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Don't Take Me Alive that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Steely Dan's, "Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hollywood-keeper's son
Original Lyrics:
I'm a book-keeper's son.
Steely Dan's, "Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I crashed my old van 'bout an hour ago.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
Steely Dan's, "Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Aragon.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
Steely Dan's, "Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Avalon.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
Steely Dan's, "Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in a record shop.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
Steely Dan's, "Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw my old man back in Aragon.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
Steely Dan's, "Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bar keepers son
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bookkeeper's son.
Steely Dan's, "Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a beekeeper's son.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bookkeeper's son.
Steely Dan's, "Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a goal-keeper's son.
or
I'm a pool-keeper's son.
or
I'm a bull-keeper's son.
or
I'm a bull-keeper's son.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bookkeeper's son.
Steely Dan's, "Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a lucky person.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a book-keeper's son.
Steely Dan's, "Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a woodkeeper's son
Original Lyrics:
I'm a book-keeper's son.
Steely Dan's, "Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parlez-vous, key person.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bookkeeper's son.
Steely Dan's, "Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waitin' for the low, luckless pedestrian
Original Lyrics:
Agents of the law
Luckless pedestrian
Steely Dan's, "Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I saw my old man back in a record shop.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.

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