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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Don't Take The Girl that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Tim McGraw's, "Don't Take The Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy please
Don't rape the squirrel.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy please
Don't take the girl.
Tim McGraw's, "Don't Take The Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor said the baby smiled.
Original Lyrics:
Doctor said the baby's fine.
Tim McGraw's, "Don't Take The Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor said the baby's stuck
Original Lyrics:
Doctor says the baby's fine
Tim McGraw's, "Don't Take The Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the hair from my breast
Original Lyrics:
Take the heart from my chest
Tim McGraw's, "Don't Take The Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
The doctor says a baby son
Original Lyrics:
The doctor says the baby's fine
Tim McGraw's, "Don't Take the Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor came and pulled a gun.
Original Lyrics:
Stranger came and pulled a gun.

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