Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for March 14, 2023

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1970s
Billy Joel's, "Honesty" Misheard Lyrics: Honesty is hardly ever hurt Original Lyrics: Honesty is hardly ever heard	Billy Joel's, "Vienna" Misheard Lyrics: Rihanna waits for you or Rhiannon waits for you Original Lyrics: Vienna waits for you
Commodores', "Easy" Misheard Lyrics: I wanna be hot, so hot Original Lyrics: I wanna be high, so high	Commodores', "Easy" Misheard Lyrics: You see, I begged, stole, and I borrowed, yeah, ooh Original Lyrics: You see, I beg, stole and I borrowed, yeah, ooh
Faces', "Ooh La La" Misheard Lyrics: Poor old red head Original Lyrics: Poor old granddad	Seals & Crofts', "Diamond Girl" Misheard Lyrics: Such a rare thing Lady and child Original Lyrics: Such a rare thing Radiant child
Stephen Stills', "Love the One You’re With" Misheard Lyrics: Don’t be hungry, don’t be sad Original Lyrics: Don’t be angry, don’t be sad

1980s
Mike + the Mechanics', "All I Need Is a Miracle" Misheard Lyrics: All I need are Americans Original Lyrics: All I need is a miracle	Skid Row's, "18 and Life" Misheard Lyrics: 18 and life, by golly! Original Lyrics: 18 and life, you got it
Stevie Wonder's, "Do I Do" Misheard Lyrics: What do I prove? Original Lyrics: What do I do?	Teena Marie's, "Square Biz" Misheard Lyrics: Scrambled eggs Original Lyrics: Square, square biz

1990s
Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes', "(I've Had) The Time of My Life" Misheard Lyrics: You’re the one thing I can’t get in the pub Original Lyrics: You're the one thing I can't get enough of	Cypress Hill's, "Rock Superstar" Misheard Lyrics: The bartender assured him Original Lyrics: I warned him, assured him
Jesus Jones', "Right Here, Right Now" Misheard Lyrics: Bob Dylan did meth just to sing about it Original Lyrics: Bob Dylan didn't have this to sing about	Nightcrawlers', "Push The Feeling On" Misheard Lyrics: Movin', the lights better get movin' The lights are full as movin' Original Lyrics: Oh, and their lives again, oh Their li-pull us through
Oasis', "Champagne Supernova" Misheard Lyrics: Where were you while we were getting by? Original Lyrics: Where were you while we were getting high?

2000s
Commercial's, "Partnership for a Drug-Free America" Misheard Lyrics: It’s just a little putt! Original Lyrics: It’s just a little pot!	Evanescence's, "Call Me When You're Sober" Misheard Lyrics: Don't grind me If you loved me, you would be here, Whitney You want me, Kong fighting me Make up your Mike Original Lyrics: Don't cry to me If you loved me, you would be here with me You want me, come find me Make up your mind
Evanescence's, "Tourniquet" Misheard Lyrics: I like dying and I'm boring crimson regret Original Lyrics: I lay dying and I'm pouring crimson regret	Feeder's, "Just a Day" Misheard Lyrics: I don't wanna drink, don't wanna be a clerk Original Lyrics: I don't wanna drink, don't wanna be a clown
Gorillaz's, "Dirty Harry" Misheard Lyrics: Your water's been lobotomised from a canteen Original Lyrics: Your water's from a bottle, mine's from a canteen	Green Day's, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" Misheard Lyrics: My shadow ark's the only thing that's breathing Original Lyrics: My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Ja Rule featuring Case's, "Livin’ It Up" Misheard Lyrics: Grim’s alive (later) It’s high time Original Lyrics: Live your life (later) It’s my time	Linkin Park's, "Crawling" Misheard Lyrics: I felt this way before, so instinct shows! Original Lyrics: I've felt this way before, so insecure!
Linkin Park's, "Easier to Run" Misheard Lyrics: Pretending I don't feel misplaced It's so much simpler to change Original Lyrics: Pretending I don't feel misplaced Is so much simpler than change	Linkin Park's, "Faint" Misheard Lyrics: Dodge and your bag and me, I won't be ignored Original Lyrics: Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored
Linkin Park's, "Faint" Misheard Lyrics: Don't turn your bag and me, I want to be in North Original Lyrics: Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored	Linkin Park's, "Faint" Misheard Lyrics: No, give me Juno! Your daddy, listen to me, I got enough, right? Original Lyrics: No! Hear me out now! You're gonna listen to me, like it or not, right
Linkin Park's, "New Divide" Misheard Lyrics: And joy's boy was all I've hurt That I get what I desired Original Lyrics: And your voice was all I heard That I get what I deserve	Linkin Park's, "New Divide" Misheard Lyrics: And joy's son was all I've hurt That I get what I desired Original Lyrics: And your voice was all I heard That I get what I deserve
My Chemical Romance's, "Welcome to the Black Parade" Misheard Lyrics: I'm unashamed, gonna show my scar To the chair fort is broken Original Lyrics: I'm unashamed, gonna show my scar Give a cheer for the broken	Pink featuring Redman's, "Get the Party Started/Sweet Dreams" Misheard Lyrics: Sweet green tomato leaves Who am I? A chimpanzee? Original Lyrics: Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree?
System of a Down's, "Cigaro" Misheard Lyrics: With a feeling soap porn Original Lyrics: With a feeling so pure	Vanessa Carlton's, "A Thousand Miles" Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles If I could just sue you tonight. Original Lyrics: 'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles If I could just see you tonight.
Vanessa Carlton's, "A Thousand Miles" Misheard Lyrics: Making my way downtown Walking fast, faces passed in a Honda Original Lyrics: Making my way downtown Walking fast, faces passed and I'm home bound	Vanessa Carlton's, "White Houses" Misheard Lyrics: And you, maybe you'll remember me And the baby is yours to keep in white houses In white houses, in white houses Original Lyrics: And you, maybe you'll remember me What I gave is yours to keep in white houses In white houses, in white houses
Vanessa Carlton's, "White Houses" Misheard Lyrics: He's so funny in is pirate shirt. Original Lyrics: He's so funny in is bright red shirt.

2010s
Evanescence's, "Made of Stone" Misheard Lyrics: I will still remember when you're long forgotten, ooh, ooh Original Lyrics: I will still remember when you've long forgotten me	Linkin Park's, "All for Nothing" Misheard Lyrics: I'm gonna get what I desired Original Lyrics: I'm gonna get what I deserve
Linkin Park's, "Burning in the Skies" Misheard Lyrics: So don't apologize, I'm losing what I don't desired What I don't desired Original Lyrics: So don't apologize, I'm losing what I don't deserve What I don't deserve	Linkin Park's, "Castle of Glass" Misheard Lyrics: Hardly everything Elf, I need to breathing Original Lyrics: Hardly everything else I need to be
Linkin Park's, "Final Masquerade" Misheard Lyrics: We said it was forever, but then it slip awake I'm staring at the end of the final masturbate Original Lyrics: We said it was forever, but then it slipped away Standing at the end of the final masquerade	Linkin Park's, "Iridescent" Misheard Lyrics: Remember when the sadness and frustration And let it cold, let it cold Original Lyrics: Remember all the sadness and frustration And let it go, let it go
Linkin Park's, "Lies Greed Misery" Misheard Lyrics: You did it to the cell Original Lyrics: You did it to yourself	Linkin Park's, "Mark the Graves" Misheard Lyrics: At least I know, somehow, I’ve made the heart Original Lyrics: At least I know, somehow, I made a mark
Linkin Park's, "The Catalyst" Misheard Lyrics: Lift me up, let him go Original Lyrics: Lift me up, let me go	Linkin Park's, "Waiting for the End" Misheard Lyrics: All I want to do is take this life for something new Holding on to what I haven't God Original Lyrics: All I want to do is trade this life for something new Holding on to what I haven't got
Linkin Park's, "Waiting for the End" Misheard Lyrics: I'm holding on to what I haven't, yeah! Original Lyrics: I'm holding on to what I haven't got!	Linkin Park's, "Wastelands" Misheard Lyrics: And your hope turns into faith In the wastelands off to take Original Lyrics: And your hope turns into fear In the wastelands of today

country
Shelly West & David Frizzell's, "You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma" Misheard Lyrics: The nights are getting colder in Cherokee County There's a blue marlin, passin' through. Original Lyrics: The nights are getting colder in Cherokee County There's a blue norther, passin' through.
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