Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for February 7, 2023

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1980s
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Baby is love gay? So gay. Original Lyrics: Baby, it's okay Someday	Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Gina must have died of old age Original Lyrics: Gina works the diner all day
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Gina works despite her old age Original Lyrics: Gina works the diner all day	Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Gina works the diner all day Working for a man, she brings on her bed For love - for love Original Lyrics: Gina works the diner all day Working for her man, she brings home her pay For love - for love
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Give it all a breath Original Lyrics: Livin' on a prayer	Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: It doesn't make a difference if I loose my sock Original Lyrics: It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Jango was battered all day. Original Lyrics: Gina works the diner all day.	Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Livin' on a crater Original Lyrics: Livin' on a prayer
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Oh oh, shaggin' on a chair Original Lyrics: Oh oh, livin' on a prayer	Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Oh, Mickey Mouse swears Original Lyrics: Oh, livin' on a prayer
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Oh, live in an eclair Original Lyrics: Oh, livin' on a prayer	Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Oh, we're halfway there Oh, livin' on a prairie Take my hand and we'll make it I swear Oh, livin' on a prairie Original Lyrics: Oh, we're halfway there Oh, livin' on a prayer Take my hand and we'll make it I swear Oh, livin' on a prayer
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Oh, we're halfway there Oh, standing on a highway Original Lyrics: Oh, we're halfway there Oh, livin' on a prayer	Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Oh, we're head waiting Oh, livin' on a prayer Original Lyrics: Oh, we're halfway there Oh, livin' on a prayer
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Onion's been on strike Original Lyrics: Union's been on strike	Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Oooh, I'm living on a square Original Lyrics: Oooh, living on a prayer
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Take my hand and swing it in the air or Take my hand and swing it on the air Original Lyrics: Take my hand and we'll make it, I swear	Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Take my hand and we're naked I swear Ohhh oh, livin' on a brick Original Lyrics: Take my hand and we'll make it I swear Ohhh oh, livin' on a prayer
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Tommy used to work on the dots, You've been on strike Original Lyrics: Tommy used to work on the docks Unions been on strike	Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Woah oh, shagging on a chair Original Lyrics: Woah oh, living on a prayer
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Workin' for the man, she brings to her bed for love Original Lyrics: Workin' for the man, she brings home her pay for love	Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: You live for the fiber, that's all that you've got. Original Lyrics: You live for the fight when that's all that you've got.
Prince's, "Little Red Corvette" Misheard Lyrics: Girl, you got an ass like Andre Agassi Original Lyrics: Girl, you got an ass like I've never seen

1990s
Rod Stewart's, "Rhythm of My Heart" Misheard Lyrics: When the ocean meets the sky, I'll be 7 OR When the ocean meets the sky, I'll be a sandman Original Lyrics: Where the ocean meets the sky, I'll be sailing

2000s
Linkin Park's, "Points of Authority" Misheard Lyrics: Four sixteen Original Lyrics: Forfeit the game	Linkin Park's, "Pushing Me Away" Misheard Lyrics: The sacrifice is farting in the light Original Lyrics: The sacrifice of hiding in a lie
Linkin Park's, "Runaway" Misheard Lyrics: I feed on declarations, Under a sky of dust. Original Lyrics: Graffiti decorations Under the sky of dust	Linkin Park's, "Runaway" Misheard Lyrics: The greedy decorations Underneath a sky of dust Original Lyrics: Graffiti decorations Under a sky of dust
Linkin Park's, "With You" Misheard Lyrics: Was Promise VAIO face! Original Lyrics: Was promised by your face	My Chemical Romance's, "Helena" Misheard Lyrics: Can we pretend? Do weed again. We'll weed again, when both our cars collide. Original Lyrics: Can we pretend To leave again? We'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena" Misheard Lyrics: Can you kill me? Are you near me? Can we pretend to please be near, Please be near! I want my suicide!!! Original Lyrics: Can you hear me? Are you near me? Can we pretend to leave and then We'll meet again When both our cars collide?	My Chemical Romance's, "Helena" Misheard Lyrics: Just like the Hershey's dying to get in me again. Original Lyrics: Just like the hearse, you die to get in again.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena" Misheard Lyrics: Strike to incinerate The limes of everyone you now! Original Lyrics: Strike to incinerate The lives of everyone you know.	My Chemical Romance's, "Helena" Misheard Lyrics: We'll meet again When both our cars tonight Original Lyrics: We'll meet again When both our cars collide
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena" Misheard Lyrics: What's the worst that I could say, You could really use some spray. Original Lyrics: What's the worst that I could say, Things are better if I stay.	My Chemical Romance's, "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)" Misheard Lyrics: You said me like a book But the pages are all toiletries Original Lyrics: You said you read me like a book But the pages are all torn and frayed
My Chemical Romance's, "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)" Misheard Lyrics: You said you read me like a book, But the pages all are toilet trained. Original Lyrics: You said you read me like a book, But the pages all are torn and frayed	My Chemical Romance's, "Thank You for the Venom" Misheard Lyrics: Black is the kiss, the touch of the serpent son, Of the mark in the sky that makes you run, And run, and run, and run. Original Lyrics: Black is the kiss, the touch of the serpent son, It ain't the mark or the scar that makes you one, You one, you one, you one.
My Chemical Romance's, "Thank You for the Venom" Misheard Lyrics: Give me a better car, silly! Original Lyrics: Give me a better cause to lead	My Chemical Romance's, "Thank You for the Venom" Misheard Lyrics: I keep a gun in the butt you gave me!!! Original Lyrics: I keep a gun in the book you gave me!
My Chemical Romance's, "The Ghost of You" Misheard Lyrics: I've seen heads of the worlds And the last thing I be You are turning into foam Turning into foam … For all the goons that are never gonna harm me For all the hosts that are never gonna catch me Original Lyrics: At the end of the world Or the last thing I see You are never coming home Never coming home … And all the wounds that are ever gonna scar me For all the ghosts that are never gonna catch me	My Chemical Romance's, "The Ghost of You" Misheard Lyrics: If I'm nuts, we'd be together Original Lyrics: If I died, we'd be together
My Chemical Romance's, "To the End" Misheard Lyrics: Let's celebrate the holy ghost of the dead He's not nowhere, he's always looking at men Original Lyrics: This elevator only goes up to ten He's not around, he's always looking at men	My Chemical Romance's, "To the End" Misheard Lyrics: This elevator only goes to the dead He's not around, he's always looking at men Don't wanna boogie, he doesn't have many friends Original Lyrics: This elevator only goes up to ten He's not around, he's always looking at men Down by the pool, he doesn't have many friends
My Chemical Romance's, "To the End" Misheard Lyrics: To the last parade With a bloody steak And the choice you made To the end Original Lyrics: To the last parade While the parties fade And the choice you made To the end	My Chemical Romance's, "You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison" Misheard Lyrics: Aahh, we're just stupid as God had made us Original Lyrics: How we're just two men as God had made us
My Chemical Romance's, "You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison" Misheard Lyrics: Aahh, we're just stupid-ass diabetics Original Lyrics: How we're just two men as God had made us	My Chemical Romance's, "You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison" Misheard Lyrics: I'm your mother, I'll say a prayer. Original Lyrics: On your mother's eye, say a prayer.
My Chemical Romance's, "You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison" Misheard Lyrics: They make me do push-ups and track Original Lyrics: They make me do push-ups in drag	Sugababes', "Ugly" Misheard Lyrics: I asked my parents if I was okay They said, "You're more beautiful and passed away” Original Lyrics: I asked my parents if I was okay They said, "You're more beautiful and that's the way”
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