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A spoonerism occurs when the first letters or syllables of two or more words get swapped. The term spoonerism is named in honor of the Reverend William Archibald Spooner whose students used to write down all the instances of spoonerisms that he made. This page focuses on spoonerisms in song lyrics.

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Beach Boys', "California Girls"
The Lyrics:
Well, east coast girls are hip.
I really dig those styles they wear.
Why:
Well, east ghost curls are hip.
I really rig those dials they stare.
Submitted by: Sir Ron Norris
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
The Lyrics:
Well, east coast girls are hip.
I really dig those styles they wear.
Why:
Well, east ghost curls are hip.
I really rig those styles they dare.
Submitted by: Sir Ron Norris
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
The Lyrics:
Well, east coast girls are hip.
I really dig those styles they wear.
Why:
Well, east ghost curls are hip.
I really dig those wiles they stare.
Submitted by: Sir Ron Norris
Elvis Presley's, "I Want You, I Need You, I Love You"
The Lyrics:
Every time that you're near,
All my cares disappear.
Why:
Every time that you're near,
All my dares kiss a peer.
Submitted by: Lori Tirol
Elvis Presley's, "I Want You, I Need You, I Love You"
The Lyrics:
Every time that you're near,
All my cares disappear.
Why:
Every time that you're near,
All my cares piss a deer.
Submitted by: Lori Tirol
Chris Connor's, "You Make Me Feel So Young"
The Lyrics:
You and I, are just like a couple of tots
Running across the meadow,
Picking up lots of forget-me-nots.
Why:
You and I, are just like a couple of tots
Running across the meadow,
Licking up pots of forget-me-nots.
Submitted by: Sonya Raynos
The Rolling Stones', "Time Is On My Side"
The Lyrics:
You'll come running back
Why:
Bull, rum, cunning yak
Submitted by: Emily Lime
Patti Page's, "Old Cape Cod"
The Lyrics:
Winding roads that seem to beckon you
Why:
Binding woads that seem to reckon you
Submitted by: Margo Gram
Hamilton, Joe Frank And Reynolds', "Don't Pull Your Love"
The Lyrics:
Take my heart, my soul, my money.
Why:
Make my tart, my hole, my sonny.
Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD
Hamilton, Joe Frank And Reynolds', "Don't Pull Your Love"
The Lyrics:
Take my heart, my soul, my money.
Why:
Make my tart, my soul, my honey.
Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD

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