Song Parodies -> Recordings -> Authors that start with B
The list below contains links to the recordings that are based on the parody performers name.
The recordings archive is broken down by original performer name and by author name.
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Below Average Dave (sequenced by) Matthias, "That's My Cooking" a parody of Dean Martin, "That's Amore"
Happy Thanksgiving! From Matthias and Below Average Dave...
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Below Average Dave/Sequenced by Matthias, "Lazy" a parody of Britney Spears, "Crazy"
This is the music video I made for Below Average Dave's "Crazy" by Britney Spears parody
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Below Average Dave/Sequenced by Matthias, "Vampire's Theme" a parody of Cher, "Believe"
Make sure to pack plenty of garlic as these vampires come to wish you a Happy Halloween!!!
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This song is was one of the more fun ones to write and sing.
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One of my 'classics', re-done with a better backing track.
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Written to a song that has a killer backing track and very smooth lyrics, awesome in every way as an OS. A parody of the hit song 'Love Foolosophy' by Jamiroquai
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Below Average Dave, "My Cell Phone Was Out of Minutes" a parody of The Charlie Daniels Band, "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"
The Devil Went Down to Georgia is easily the hardest performance I've had to date. . .though "Bat Out of Hell" and "Crazy in Love" are pretty close to.
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A parody of Britney Spears' Toxic. This one is remastered using karaoke-version.com/en/ who authorized my using of their tracks. I also layered the song correct.
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Below Average Dave, "Shake It Up, or it Will Taste Bland" a parody of Green Day, "Wake Me Up When September Ends"
A fun parody of a very serious original song.
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Parody of "Good Riddance" by Green Day:)
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Originally "The Heat Index" as a written parody, this one was altered a bit per Agrimorefee's suggestion:)
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Believe it or not, virtually every part of this original 14 song is based on a true story. I really am from St. Louis originally, and I did leave UMSL--in a relationship to come down to Tampa. I won't get into the stripping, and I did throw in a couple of lines to spice that up, but the basis of it is reality. . .which made it all that much more fun to perform. It's one of my personal favorites.
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Parody of Every Morning by Sugar Ray, famous for it's YouTube line:)
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Um, yeah I know--I over did it with this one. . .for the Chub and Proud like myself--It's the BLUBERINA!
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Wanna hear about a dip stick? Well here's a parody of "Frozen" by Madonna to explain just how much of a dip stick a dip stick can be.
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Day 2 of Daveapalooza results in the recording of this difficult OS. . .
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A parody about the popular magician David Blaine!
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Below Average Dave, "I Am Very Envious of Stuff That's Rather Worthless" a parody of Disney (Julie Andrews in Mary poppins), "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
One of my classics, yet never been in a contest, it was fun to read, it's more fun to listen (and sing) Daveapalooza continues!
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Below Average Dave, "Dropped! On the Center Stage" a parody of The Supremes, "Stop! In the Name of Love"
what a horrifying thought. . .
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This song about prostitutes is one of my all time best performers. It has been around since shortly after the original and predates No Pigeons believe it or not. . .I had recorded it several times
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One of the toughest songs possible to write, is even harder to record, makes all the other songs I've posted so far these two weeks look like a walk in the proverbial park.
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This one was one of those that hit me kinda awkwardly, but I wrote it anyway, and it is one of my most popular writes, so I felt it deserved a recording
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A popular song by hit counts as a write, gets a recording. . .
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This song was always a personal favorite to sing, Careless Whisper. . .George Michael's Cheating song. . .My version isn't about cheating though, oh no, it's about the regret of meeting one night stands on line. I wrote this long after the song was out, considering I would have had to been in my single digits to write it back when it did have it's hey-day, and I shouldn't have known about one night stands at that age.
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One of my bigger hits from P2-a song about a girl that has a huge crush on gay guys.
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One of my more popular originals, remastered without a midi.
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This song is a classic of mine, about the internet and what was once my favorite website. While I don't use so many of it's features any longer, I still feel the song represents an opinon shared by many and once the opinon of mine. It also, despite such few words, was one of my toughest parodies. Song with less words are actually more difficult to parody than your regular everyday song because you get less to work with, that's why I'm somewhat proud of this parody.
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This song is my parody of Donna Lewis' The Meat Song for free listen/download on Soundclick.com
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It is to date the most downloaded, listened to and popular song I've done. I couldn't tell you why (honestly I thought it was sub-par by even my standards) This new take on it adds a real instrumental from my friends at karaoke-version.com and I used two different vocal octaves in this performance as opposed to the first one.
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A parody of Gin Blossoms' 'Hey Jealousy' about psychology. In this song, I act as the doctor whose patient killed his dad.
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The vast majority of jobs in this song I've actually at one point or another held. This was one of my most creative songs from project 2, and one of my newest actual parodies. I've always wanted to write a song about the topic, just couldn't find a good song to do it to until Five for Fighting's "100 Years" came along.
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This Parody of the famous 'Every Breath You Take', often referred to as the stalker song, makes it a wee bit more obvious-except from the angle of what the person on the other side of the original may have felt, but I do like the original too.
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This song was written during a training course for tax preperation. . .I guess it's no surprise that the topic came up in a song. Originally this was "The Power of Block", but I felt that it was too much of an advertisement, and not enough of a parody, thus I made a slight edit to "The Power of Tax" as although I truely do recomend "Block", I have no animosity towards "Liberty" or "Hewitt". . .although the Check Cashing Giants I kinda view as theives, the whole tax wars being that time and all, seemed like an appropriate parody. That's not that I dislike their employees--I have a problem with any company that takes such large chunks of a person's check when the people who use said business can't get a checking account and have few places to go to get their hard earned money. . .that's nothing against the people who work there, but the company itself.
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A parody about gambling of Michael Jackson's Billie Jean-one of his best songs before he got, well--that's not here or there--Billie Jean was a great song, this is my first parody of 2007, and one of the last for Project 2--P3 is coming
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I wrote this initially because I entered a contest calling for a parody of a post-2000 song that had to be about television. As I got into it, the song slowly turned out to be one of my best written parodies, and I got to learn how to sing like a rock artist.
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This song is about a day at the picnic, or running from it.
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Not really a big story on this one. I wrote it because I hadn't released anything since Red Ant Surprise, which has topped 50 listens. . .that's about how long it is between most my songs when they slow down. . .I began this one back in 2002, but never did finish up. . .well I guess that's no longer true know is it?
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Without a midi, this Number One classic sounds far more funny and professional than ever before
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This song takes Michelle Branch's All You Wanted and turns it into a song about shaving and getting rid of all of your hair
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Gotcha Matthias. . .and you thought you were just joking!
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I felt like my songs all lacked something. . .depth. . .depth in that secondary parts were simply left out. . .that is something that will change and is something I wanted to play around with in P3, I probably shouldn't have started out with the 1994 huge mega-hit I'll Make Love to You, but here goes anyway.
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This parody took so long to record, I never realized how much work went into the original of 'Like A Prayer'. This parody is based on the movie 'The Craft' and the Wican/Pagan lifestyles.
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A recording with a more pure backing track, day 8 of Daveapalooza, Ee-hee-hee. . .WOOO
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The first of 14 songs that account for Daveapalooza, the ending got messed up a bit, but it's 9:46 long, so please forgive me.
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This song, believe it or not, was written because I had to write a song about a hero or cartoon to continue in the Ages along the path I was headed. I could not find a late 70s song that I could write a decent parody about the topic to and I ended up going with this song, one of my favorite all-times, Hotel California. I was never big on cartoons or super-heros so instead I just choose a super hero who has stared in a cartoon who I did grow up with-Mario.
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Medical parodies aren't my strong point. . .parodies about food however are. . .well Obesity IS a medical issue, one that most of America (including at times myself) struggle with. . .If this parody offends you, I do apologize as it was not meant to, but it's meant to be funny like all my others.
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Below Average Dave, "Poor Insensitive Trolls" a parody of Disney's Ursula (Little Mermaid), "Poor Unfortunate Souls"
I wanted to parody something by Disney. Well, I've seen lots of "Be Our Guest", "A Whole New World", "Under the Sea" and any song from the Lion King. . .but what about that great Octopus "Ursula"?? No one heard her song? Poor Unfortunate Souls is without a doubt among the best Disney Villian Theme songs ever and I had to parody it.
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Below Average Dave, "Smelt You on the Bus Line" a parody of Marvin Gaye, "I Heard it Through the Grapevine"
My third most popular parody redone with a far more professional finish and overall sound, oh yeah and you may notice that midi track is gone.
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I'm sick of hearing, oh your background music sux and oh you should re-sing without the poofs and blah-blah-blah. . .Those who have continued to listen and download my music speak louder than those who have complained, but you know me, I can't say it without singing it! Thank you ALL for your continued support, this isn't my first obviously, and it won't be my last.
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A parody of one of the biggest disco hits of all time, Ladie's Night. This one has been re-recorded since the lyrics posting earlier here on AmIRight.
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Below Average Dave, "Anybody Seen My Dickies?" a parody of The Rolling Stones, "Anybody Seen My Baby?"
A parody that probably half of the people I know can relate to, but one that probably is a little more serious than it sounds--BTW, at the time I wrote this one. . .I was unaware only where my checkbook is-which is not mentioned in the song.
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This should be the last song I do recorded with my current low budget set up. Thanks to a friend (Red Ant/Jack) this is about to change--So enjoy the last POOF version of my songs--they will naturally all be re-done with this new setup
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The song was originally written for a contest some two months ago. I came across this great website called Karaoke Version(karaoke-version.com/en/) that makes backing tracks. The track in this song is being used with their permission. Check them out for great backing tracks like the one in this song.
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This parody of 'American Idiot' is about the attack of evil deranged penguins in Antarctica over the melting of their continent. . .Beware the 'Antarctican Terrorist' is coming!!
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Written on a day when I was in an 'Evanescence' mood so to speak. . .I wrote several parodies of Evanescence songs that day, and this one was the most important message of the four, though I may record the others in the not so distant future. Remember, Don't Drink & Drive---Everyone loses when you do. Special thanks to http://www.karaoke-version.com/en/ for their permission to use their backing tracks for my songs. .
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This was a fun as heck song to do of a typical dance hit in the late 90's. Yes the picture really is my Mohawk. . .well was anyway. Special Thanks to karaoke-version.com for the awesome support track.
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A Song about ME and how crazy I am. . . .oh and it just happens that Billie Joe wrote it about himself and his problems. . .hmmm . .anyhow, karaoke-version.com once again made the kick @$$ track within days of me 'suggesting' the song, awesome site. . .badave.com for more!
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A parody of 'Strangers in the Night' about how some nights, you just have a blank mind when trying to write new lyrics. Special thanks to karaoke-version.com for their permission on the track.
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Though the parody was written about a specific situation, it does apply to dorks all over the internet who think that being rude is being cool, when in reality they are the ones who are pittied.
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I promise my ode to Truth or Dare would be recorded, sorry it took an extra day;)
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This parody of Cher's classic "Believe" is about being a vampire.
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A Crazy parody about a guy who is scared of doctors, he discovers THE REAL horror when he gets out of the hospital . . . Bwahahahaha
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A Parody about Dance Dance Revolution (DDR for short) to the Green Day mega-hit 'Holiday'. This one is a rather difficult, but rewarding performance, just like DDR it's self.
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Below Average Dave, "Independent Turkeys Part Only" a parody of Destiny's Child, "Independent Women Part One"
A Thanksgiving parody of the Destiny's Child hit 'Independent Women' . . .Word of warning, I'm not Beyonce. Written as my first true holiday parody, a parody for Thanksgiving, though it may be the only Thanksgiving one I do, it won't likely be the last holiday parody in my life time. Special thanks to karaoke-version.com/en/ for licensing their permission to use their backing track.
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A Parody of Hella Good about New Years Eve and how it slaughters the other holidays.
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Pepsi Dependency, a parody of Fall Out Boy's Thnks fr th Mmrs (Thanks for the Memories). This one was fun to perform, and is the first time I've ever had to do four different parts overlapping at points, special thanks to Karaoke-Version.com/en/ as always.
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This song was one of my classics, recorded recently-but written some time ago. . .It is one of those that I really enjoyed to record because the lyrics are just fun.
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One of my most popular oldies, Wind Beneath My Butt is my, at the time of this post, only gas parody believe it or not--I don't have much repetition in my work.
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This song is my most controversial song, it deals with the whole gay/closet thing. . .I realize that opens the song up for comment--but it-like everything else I write--was written for fun and comedic measure-even though it's about a very serious topic.
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This is a song about, well, honestly the status of my room--with a slight exaggeration, although it's clean now, I swear.
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Original Song Was Jennifer Lopez' 'I'm Real' This song was one of my earliest parodies, it was part of the first ten I did back when I was 'Adrenaline Boy' originally and I was singing a-capella
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Bill Tong & Friends, "Lead Junk" a parody of Loudon Wainwright III, "Dead Skunk"
Environmental parody about air, water, and land pollution.
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It's R.Kelly's newest "last song before jail" featuring a conversation with Michael Jackson. Just make sure you click prison if it doesnt start automatically
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Bob Cassella ft. guitar and drums by Sara Carter, "Wake My Dead Dog Up" a parody of Evanescence, "Bring Me To Life"
The unfortunate and ironic tale of a young boy, and the day his dog is hit by a Mack Truck.
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Bob Cassella, "Hunger" a parody of Britney Spears, "Stronger"
This is a new link for a previous submission! This link works! Go here for lyrics: http://www.crap.homestead.com/files/hunger.txt
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Bob Cassella, "Science Test" a parody of Avril Lavigne, "Sk8er Boi"
This is the story of a kid that cheats on his science test, and it changes his life forever.
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It's a thong song. Download and enjoy!
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Brian Beathard, "Damn It, I'm Vixen"
Brian Beathard, performs a new funny holiday country ballad lampooning Rudolph and the overabundance of credit he receives. The song, MP3, lyrics and other music are available for download.
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