Performers That Start With H
Haddaway's "What is Love"
Everyone loves puppet fles... fuzz. Gotta keep it covered up though or else it brings out the worst in people!
Hairspray the Musical's "Good Morning, Baltimore"
The ultimate break up song...done to the lovely upbeat tune from Hairspray.
Hall & Oates's "Man Eater"
Our sister (and Matt's wife), Diana
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Hamilton: An American Musical's "Say No To This"
BERNIE It’s hard to win voters with indifference Sitting on the fence, they all show a lack of interest They’re scribbling a dick on their ballot? You’re gerrymandered with no wealth Your vote is valid NON-VOTER I always love to critique When they speak in a debate But I’m not keen to cast my vote or go to participate Long live our America Stars and the stripes But then Miss Ocasio-Cortez Made Left seem so Right She said: AOC I know you love your marijuana But for once, can you bother to just vote Soon our poll booths will be closed And you never seem to go NON-VOTER She said: AOC Our country’s stuck in a slump Greedily, secretly, illegally Cutting trees for oil they pump Won’t you join the team to fight Trump NON-VOTER So I offered her at most To publish a Facebook post She said: AOC That’s benign, jerk. NON-VOTER I said: The vote is always on a working day The booth is far away She said: AOC Get in line, twerp! NON-VOTER Then I said “And what about your drones?” I saw sweat Deflecting this, she said She’ll reject student debt AOC Free? NON-VOTER Gee... AOC See! NON-VOTER So I thought I might partake Gosh, am I casting my vote for this? I don’t know if I’ve got hope for this But this nominee is zealous And the party line is selfless AOC Vote! NON-VOTER Gosh, I still doubt if I’ll vote for this Mine doesn’t count, I won’t vote for this ENSEMBLE (Please vote for us! Please vote for us!) NON-VOTER Should I mail it in the post? ENSEMBLE (Vote! Vote! Vote!) NON-VOTER At the booth, I’m in line and they all say ENSEMBLE Vote! (Vote!) Please vote for us! [x4] NON-VOTER I wish I could say it was a fast line I waited past nine - can’t we do this online? I stood waiting when a member of the upper senate Had some things to settle as the local member He said: REPUBLICAN Dear Sir, has this election blinded your good self With their preposterous absurd petitions to spread wealth? They claim that we’re all equal and free But they all suck, agree? I have no choice now but to call you a... NON-VOTER Cuck? REPUBLICAN Uh-oh! Best shave your hair, chuck on some sparkle Go hug a tree and type a blog that’s not patriarchal And hey, you can keep fighting for work strikes With each whine and gripe, they’ll tax you even more hikes! NON-VOTER I was upset and so ashamed I abstain! All your fake news is to blame! She said: AOC Oh, sure... NON-VOTER Finessed my apathetic mind Leftist with your rhetoric lines AOC You non-voter! NON-VOTER You were gonna leave me indebted! AOC Have you heard of our latest gender? NON-VOTER I should have listened to Reddit! AOC Help fight the cis-het agenda! NON-VOTER Disillusioned! AOC We’re progressive and rebellious NON-VOTER This is hellish! How can you choose this? AOC Just tick inside the box and you can have weed NON-VOTER I don’t want to I don’t want to I won’t... AOC Whatever you want Have your say U-S-A! NON-VOTER Gosh, how does anyone vote for this? ENSEMBLE Vote for us! AOC Mine! NON-VOTER Mine doesn’t count, I can’t vote for this ENSEMBLE Vote for us! NON-VOTER All you do is whine and yell scared AOC Healthcare! NON-VOTER Your whole party’s screaming “Welfare!” AOC Vo-o-o-o-ote! NON-VOTER Gosh, how does anyone vote for this? ENSEMBLE Vote for us! AOC Now! NON-VOTER Now do I make my ink stroke for this? ENSEMBLE For us! NON-VOTER As I weigh each con and pro ENSEMBLE Pro! Pro! Pro! NON-VOTER There’s no party aligned So I just don’t- ENSEMBLE Vote! (Vote!) Please vote for us! x4 AOC Left... Left... Left! LEFT! NON-VOTER Can’t vote for this I won’t promote these twits To pick one who swears an oath ENSEMBLE (Oath! Oath! Oath!) REPUBLICAN Vote? NON-VOTER No thanks, I hate you both.
Hank Williams Jr's "Family Tradition"
Looks like Britney's Sister Jamie Lynn Spears seems to be following the Spears Family Tradition! Here's syndicated comedy performer Geoff Allen with the story. Geoff works for 96.3 KSCS in DFW and for JonesTM /Daily Comedy Network.
Harry Belafonte's "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)"
I find it kinda strange that a lot of the ideas that I have for parody songs, for some strange reason, come to me when I am sleeping. Such was the case for this one. This past Saturday, I had a chiropractor appointment so the previous night, I got the idea to create a parody about chiropractic care, so I came up with this one. I told my chiropractor about my idea and he told me that if they ever make a commercial, he would pay me to use the parody in the commercial.
Harry Nilsson & Three Dog Night's "One"
Why Numerology figures into the Sharks most current winning streak and why they are now a serious contender for the Stanley Cup.
Harry Simeone Chorale's "The Little Drummer Boy"
A priest, a choirboy, a modern parody of a VERY OLD, but still practiced, situation.
Sound Lift: (mp3)
Ode to old worn out piece of crap PC's. Standard Tire Pump & Hand Fart solos, special guest lead vocalist Alvin the Chipmunk.
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Ode to old worn out piece of crap PC's.
YouTube: (YouTube Video)
Helen Reddy's "Leave Me Alone - Ruby Red Dress"
The economic bailouts - AIG borrows billions, then spends some of it on spas and resorts, then goes back to beg for more - and gets more!
Herman's Hermits's "I'm Henry The Eighth I AM"
Sorry about Web site issue. In response to Obama scandals. Benghazi and IRS scandals. Mainly the IRS scandal.Those currently in power avoid to answer questions and I think everyone hates the IRS any way.This song makes fun of those currently in power.
Herman's Hermits's "I'm Henery The Eighth I Am"
This song makes fun of those currently in power.Fourth attempt to paste correct link sorry.Be glad I'm not Henry the eighth otherwise it would take me four more tries. Please leave comments on song.
Herman's Hermits's "Henry the Eighth"
"I got hosed by the lady next door, she's had it done 7 times before, now everyone had an ENEMA, wouldn't have a douche or a wipe ! It's an anal treat colonoscopy...Enema the 8th I Am ! Second verse worse than the first..."
Buckwheat Catapillar Youtube: (MP3, Youtube, CDBABY)
Herman's Hermits's "I'm Henery The Eighth I Am"
In response to Obama scandals. Benghazi and IRS scandals. Mainly the IRS scandal.Those currently in power avoid to answer questions and I think everyone hates the IRS any way.This song makes fun of those currently in power.
High School Musical 2's "What Time Is It"
Spoof about the not-so-fun Summertime as you get older.
Higley/Kelley's "Home on the Range"
Larry Miller, who owns half of Salt Lake City, pulled the film "Brokeback Mountain" from his megaplex right before it was scheduled to screen. What a drama queen. - Robert Lund
Hopsin's "Sag My Pants"
A particular Caveman happens to be a genius, but the rest of the bone heads he lives with just don't get the scientific strives he's making.
The Human League's "(Keep Feeling) Fascination"
After a long hiatus from recording parodies, I finally got around to recording this one! This is one of those parodies that kinda writes themselves after hearing the original version.
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