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Ashlee Simpson looking for an average Joe. Someone without musical talent, just like her.

   Full story is at Yahoo News. Article was posted on November 11 by ChuckyG

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Yet Another Dutchman - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I know this garbageman who has a thing for Ashlee. I'm certain he can take her somewhere nice...
nonya - November 12, 2005 - Report this comment
shut up she does have talent maybe its just hard for you to see talent because you dont have any
MrMacphisto - November 12, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... Chuck, that was funny...
sexy - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
i know dis dude in my school, he tried to audition for da skool talent show, and lets just say it wasn't pretty... i think they're perfect together
Yet Another Dutchman - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Calm down... Nobody said she didn't have any talent... Just no MUSICAL talent. ;-)
Michael Pacholek - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
If she DOES have any talent, that father of hers (and Jessica's) will run it into the ground eventually. After all, Carl Lindros had two sons (Eric and Brett), and look what happened to them.
allison - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
i love that song I want tto meet 50 cet one day
Yet Another Dutchman - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Before we digress, let's return to topic. I was thinking, maybe Ashlee should hold auditions a la 'Pop Idol,' only it'll be 'Average Joe Boyfriend.' The problem is, once it airs on T.V., the soulmate she will finally choose, as well as some she'll reject, will no longer be out of the spotlight, which is where she wants them to be. So no aired auditions. Maybe she should date Brian Austin Green: 'Hi, I'm Brian Austin Green. I can't act, I can't sing, and nobody remembers who I am. I'm OVERqualified!'
Neokid - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, great, 'Ashee Simpson is looking for an avredge joe without talent, hust like her." Made me laugh.
thecrazywannabeindianhottiethatwillbethefuture(andproper)wifeofBrandonFlow­ers - November 27, 2005 - Report this comment
she's lookin for an average joe to be her soulmate? i doubt any average bloke by the name of joe, bob ,clyde or any other name would go for her. we are supposed to be aiming for a stronger species of human people! adding her in the bloody gene pool would ruin our chance of survival. hell! i doubt any human would want to be her soul mate, not even the friggin bacteria that hangs of the side of a japanese sewerage pipe would go for her!!!

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