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What I would be thinking about if I were Billy Joel driving toward a holiday party where I knew there was going to be a piano.

Full story is at Mc Sweeny's. Article was posted on May 10 by ChuckyG

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"Anagram" by Phil Alexander
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John Lomain - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment

I would be thinking, "I hope I don't crash into the piano!"

Michael Pacholek - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment

I would be thinking, "If that Pacholek guy does one more parody of one more of my songs on that f---ing website, I'm gonna start charging him for royalties!" (With 47, Billy is tied with the Beatles for my all-time hit parade.)

Scathe - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment

I'd be thinking that the christmas trees have a nice purple trim this year. :-)

Carlos - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment

I would be thinking......"I'll sit at the piano, with my very young HOT wife, play 'Uptown Girl' to piss Christine off (for taking pictures of my car when I totalled it...that C-U-Next-Tuesday), subtley pat my new, hot, young, wife backside in a totally inappropiate manner, then brag how my magic blue pills keep her 'cumming' for more"....heh,heh

Michael Pacholek - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment

A CHEMICAL HELP, OK? Yuck, let's try another... A COCHLEA HEMP ILK. What am I, Ricky Williams? Take 3... HO, I'M A CACKLE HELP. Well, I do try to make you guys laugh. Take 4... HELL, HIM A PEACOCK. No, NBC hasn't hired me. Take 5... COACH PHIL A. LEMKE. Well, there was ex-Atlanta Brave Mark Lemke. Take 6... AHEM, A PILL, COCK, EH? Johnny D should like that one. (There were also a few with "PHALLIC" in them.) Take 7... A COCA HEMP KILL, EH? Two drugs for the price of one. Take 8... EACH HICK ALL MOPE. Does that mean "Blue Collar TV" was cancelled? Take 9... HI, HEMLOCK PALACE! Goodbye, Socrates. Some of us are not especially blessed.

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