There is also a warrant out for his arrest too..

I heard Jacko's already studying to become a Catholic priest. ::)

What's black and comes in a little white can?

Hahaha... since I've been born, I've always considered him albino. :)

I'm not going to post a second link on the front page for the arrest warrant. I figure people will just comment on this topic (no reason for two stories on the front page, when there are so few posted)

A Catholic priest? He never could be...he'd flunk all the exams.

They say that since the last time Jacko was accused of something like this (but the child declined to testify), California law has been changed so the child can't decline to testify. Anyhow when that other child took hush money from Michael, that always seemed like blackmail to me, a lot more than Michael Jackson has ever seemed black male to me.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!! Michael has finally done it! Like it or not, I hear the Dinner Bell Ringing! Lets CAPITALIZE off his stupity. I have posted 2 already, one is a Parody of Never Never land off Disneys 1962 Peter Pan film. the other one is How can this Be now, off Men at Works Who Can It Be Now. I will be prowling old songs all night long looking for something i can carve up to serve ole Wacko Jacko his just dessert. post here if you want to help me get him sizzling, The creative minds on here singly or collectively should be able to work togther to produce an Epic worthy of the King of Pops Next Coronation ceremony!!!

Sort of makes you wonder what "Pretty Young Thing" was about. And Static: Does that mean Janet's real name is Sue Bino?

Actually, I already have capitalized off the King of Improp's stupidity: "Captain Jacko's going nuts tonight..." But going for whose (rest of this message censored)

Wonder where Josh is when we need him? That's the Josh who posted on the comments about the Wynonna Judd story. Josh said he's through posting on this site because we're all a bunch of hateful creeps (so he says) to trash Wynonna, like he supposes everyone on the site is doing. Well, I'm for compassion, and I'm also for letting people have fun with the news by posting things like on this site. But if Josh is so full of compassion to have to bash all who posted anything a bit sarcastic about Wynonna, where is he to stand up for Michael Jackson here? Michael Jackson, just like Wynonna, has his defenders who call him a wonderful and caring person. After all neither he nor Wynonna has been convicted of anything so far. Like I said, I have no trouble about having a little fun with the news. But if one IS going to call of restraint out of compassion, shouldn't the compassion be distributed equally for all?

What's the difference between Michael jackson and a plastic bay? Answer: One's white and harmful to children and the other's a plastic bag.