Misheard Song Lyrics -> Stories -> Nazareth

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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Nazareth's, "Love Hurts"
The Misheard Lyrics:
LaVerne
The Real Lyrics:
Love hurts.
The Story: The song was out when the show 'Laverne & Shirley' was big, so my sister (a big fan of the show) was absolutely convinced the song was related to the show, and would dance around singing, 'La-ah-Verne!' - Submitted by: Marie Cloutier
Nazareth's, "My White Bicycle"
The Misheard Lyrics:
My wife's bi-sexual.
The Real Lyrics:
My white bicycle
The Story: A guy in the pub didn't know the band, but was convinced this is what Dan McCafferty was singing. - Submitted by: Kwizbo

There are more Nazareth misheard lyrics available.

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