Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> N -> Nazareth
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There are 26 misheard song lyrics for Nazareth on amIright currently.
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"Gone Dead Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the fart in my bumhole
Opened quick before I came.
Opened quick before I came.
Original Lyrics:
But then the fire in my boiler
Up and quit before I came.
Up and quit before I came.
"Hair Of The Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chick's tough to be a dude.
Original Lyrics:
Time’s come to pay your dues.
"Hair Of The Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
G** d*** misfit, son of a b****!
Original Lyrics:
Now your messing with a, a son of a b****.
"Hair Of The Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heartbreaker, salt shaker
Original Lyrics:
Heartbreaker, soul-shaker
"Hair Of The Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey hot mama, foul v*****
Original Lyrics:
Red hot mama, velvet charmer
"Hair Of The Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bring the salt shaker!
Original Lyrics:
Heartbreaker, soul shaker!
"Hair Of The Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you're messing with a slug in a ditch.
Original Lyrics:
Now you're messing with a son of a b****.
"Hair Of The Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Outlaw messing with a, son of a b****.
Original Lyrics:
Now your messing with a, son of a b****.
"Hair of the Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down home mis fittin', son of a bitch
Original Lyrics:
Now your messing with a, son of a bitch
"Hair of the Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Herb broke the salt shaker
I've been told about you
Red hot mama
Velvet drummer
or
Heart breaker, soul shaker
I've been told about you
Red hot mama
Velvet charmer.
I've been told about you
Red hot mama
Velvet drummer
or
Heart breaker, soul shaker
I've been told about you
Red hot mama
Velvet charmer.
Original Lyrics:
Heart breaker, soul shaker
I've been told about you
Red hot mama
Down light charmer.
I've been told about you
Red hot mama
Down light charmer.
"Hair of the Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I broke the salt shaker!
Original Lyrics:
Heartbreaker, soul shaker
"Hair of the Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talkin tough, you're poison ivy
Original Lyrics:
Talkin jivey poison ivy
"Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, mama, please, no more Ginuwine.
Original Lyrics:
Mama, mama, please, no more Jaguars.
In British pronunciation (Nazareth is from Scotland), 'jaguar' is pronounced with three syllables (jag-yoo-ahr)--as heard on the tv commercials for Jaguar cars.
"Love Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I've listened through!
Original Lyrics:
I know it isn't true.
"Love Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bloody Marys
Original Lyrics:
But even so
"Love Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I've been a douche
I learned from you.
I learned from you.
Original Lyrics:
I know a thing or two
I learned a thing or two.
I learned a thing or two.
"Love Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm mom, I know
But he wants some
I know I've been a dude
I learned from you.
But he wants some
I know I've been a dude
I learned from you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm young, I know
But even so
I know a thing or two
I learned from you.
But even so
I know a thing or two
I learned from you.
"Love Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
LaVerne
Original Lyrics:
Love hurts.
"Love Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love hearts.
Original Lyrics:
Love hurts.
"Love Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a flame,
it burns you in its heart
it burns you in its heart
Original Lyrics:
Love is like a flame,
it burns you when it's hot
it burns you when it's hot
"Love Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a flower
Oh, denied the rain.
Oh, denied the rain.
Original Lyrics:
Love is like a cloud
It holds a lot of rain.
It holds a lot of rain.
"Miss Misrey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day is human sh*t
Original Lyrics:
Every day is filled with shame
"My White Bicycle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a piece of pizza.
Original Lyrics:
My white bicycle
"My White Bicycle"
Misheard Lyrics:
My wife's bi-sexual.
Original Lyrics:
My white bicycle
"My White Bicycle"
Misheard Lyrics:
My wife's my sister
Original Lyrics:
My white bicycle
"Shanghai'd in Shanghai"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shanghai'd in Shanghai
Screwed up in a mortar
Knocked out and kicked right away.
Screwed up in a mortar
Knocked out and kicked right away.
Original Lyrics:
Shanghai'd in Shanghai
Stood on in Tucson
Knocked out and kicked right out the door.
Stood on in Tucson
Knocked out and kicked right out the door.
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Hair of the Dog album at Amazon.com
Nazareth - Greatest Hits album at Amazon.com
Hair of the Dog album at Amazon.com
Razamanaz album at Amazon.com
No Mean City album at Amazon.com
Snaz album at Amazon.com
Play 'N' the Game album at Amazon.com
Rampant album at Amazon.com
Expect No Mercy album at Amazon.com
Malice in Wonderland album at Amazon.com
