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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Nazareth that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 44 misheard song lyrics for Nazareth on amIright currently.

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"Beggers Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Pakistan
Original Lyrics:
It's beggers day
"Gone Dead Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the fart in my bumhole
Opened quick before I came.
Original Lyrics:
But then the fire in my boiler
Up and quit before I came.
"Hair Of The Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chick's tough to be a dude.
Original Lyrics:
Time’s come to pay your dues.
"Hair Of The Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
G** d*** misfit, son of a b****!
Original Lyrics:
Now your messing with a, a son of a b****.
"Hair Of The Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heartbreaker, salt shaker
Original Lyrics:
Heartbreaker, soul-shaker
"Hair Of The Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey hot mama, foul v*****
Original Lyrics:
Red hot mama, velvet charmer
"Hair Of The Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I break the salt shaker
Original Lyrics:
Heartbreaker, soul-shaker
"Hair Of The Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bring the salt shaker!
Original Lyrics:
Heartbreaker, soul shaker!
"Hair Of The Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama mama, red pajama
Original Lyrics:
Red hot mama, velvet charmer
"Hair Of The Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you're messing with a slug in a ditch.
Original Lyrics:
Now you're messing with a son of a b****.
"Hair Of The Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Outlaw messing with a, son of a b****.
Original Lyrics:
Now your messing with a, son of a b****.
"Hair of the Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Animal misfit - a son of a bitch.
Original Lyrics:
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch.
"Hair of the Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down home mis fittin', son of a bitch
Original Lyrics:
Now your messing with a, son of a bitch
"Hair of the Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God don't mess with a, son of a bitch
Original Lyrics:
Now your messing with a, son of a bitch
I also thought the title was "Hare-Lipped Dog" at first. Honest!
"Hair of the Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Herb broke a salt shaker
Original Lyrics:
Heartbreaker soulshaker
"Hair of the Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Herb broke the salt shaker
I've been told about you
Red hot mama
Velvet drummer
or
Heart breaker, soul shaker
I've been told about you
Red hot mama
Velvet charmer.
Original Lyrics:
Heart breaker, soul shaker
I've been told about you
Red hot mama
Down light charmer.
"Hair of the Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I broke the salt shaker!
Original Lyrics:
Heartbreaker, soul shaker
"Hair of the Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't mess with a son of a b****
Original Lyrics:
Now you're messing with a, a son of a b****.
"Hair of the Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you're dancing with a, son of a b***
Original Lyrics:
Now your messing with a, a son of a b****.
"Hair of the Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red Hot Mama, rattlesnake charmer
Original Lyrics:
Red Hot Mama, velvet charmer
"Hair of the Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red hot mama, no head trauma
Original Lyrics:
Red hot mama, velvet charmer
"Hair of the Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red hot mama, you're in trouble
Original Lyrics:
Red hot mama, velvet charmer
"Hair of the Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Talkin tough, you're poison ivy
Original Lyrics:
Talkin jivey poison ivy
"Hair of the Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what the bee-atch do!
Original Lyrics:
Time's come to pay your dues.
"Hair of the Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turpentine and poison ivy
Original Lyrics:
Talkin jivey poison ivy
"Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be a settlement
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be a sailor man
"Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, mama, please, no more Ginuwine.
Original Lyrics:
Mama, mama, please, no more Jaguars.
In British pronunciation (Nazareth is from Scotland), 'jaguar' is pronounced with three syllables (jag-yoo-ahr)--as heard on the tv commercials for Jaguar cars.
"Love Hurts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I've listened through!
Original Lyrics:
I know it isn't true.
"Love Hurts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bloody Marys
Original Lyrics:
But even so
"Love Hurts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I've been a douche
I learned from you.
Original Lyrics:
I know a thing or two
I learned a thing or two.
"Love Hurts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm mom, I know
But he wants some
I know I've been a dude
I learned from you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm young, I know
But even so
I know a thing or two
I learned from you.
"Love Hurts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
LaVerne
Original Lyrics:
Love hurts.
"Love Hurts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love hearts.
Original Lyrics:
Love hurts.
"Love Hurts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a flame,
it burns you in its heart
Original Lyrics:
Love is like a flame,
it burns you when it's hot
"Love Hurts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a flame, Laverne you get it hot
Original Lyrics:
Love is like a flame, it burns you when it's hot
"Love Hurts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a flood -- authorized the rain.
Original Lyrics:
Love is like a cloud -- holds a lot of rain.
"Love Hurts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a flower
Oh, denied the rain.
Original Lyrics:
Love is like a cloud
It holds a lot of rain.
"Love Hurts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some fools bloom in springtime yes
Original Lyrics:
Some fools fool themselves I guess
"Miss Misery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guacamole in a cone.
Original Lyrics:
Walking lonely in the cold
"Miss Misrey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day is human sh*t
Original Lyrics:
Every day is filled with shame
"My White Bicycle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a piece of pizza.
Original Lyrics:
My white bicycle
"My White Bicycle"
Misheard Lyrics:
My wife's bi-sexual.
Original Lyrics:
My white bicycle
"My White Bicycle"
Misheard Lyrics:
My wife's my sister
Original Lyrics:
My white bicycle
"Shanghai'd in Shanghai"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shanghai'd in Shanghai
Screwed up in a mortar
Knocked out and kicked right away.
Original Lyrics:
Shanghai'd in Shanghai
Stood on in Tucson
Knocked out and kicked right out the door.

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