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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Wanderer that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Donna Summer's, "The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I can't take the '95 life anymore
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I can't take that nine to five life it's a bore
Donna Summer's, "The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alice Winter Wonderland
or
Alice slipped to Wonderland
Original Lyrics:
Alice went to Wonderland
Dion's, "The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm as happy as a clam.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm as happy as a clown.
Dion's, "The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I go through lights without a cab
Original Lyrics:
I go through life without a care
Dion's, "The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I kiss em and I hug em,
I meet em on the street
Original Lyrics:
I kiss em and I hug em,
cause to me they're all the same
U2 feat. Johnny Cash's, "The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stopped outside a church house
Where the citizens lacked a sin.
Original Lyrics:
I stopped outside a church house
Where the citizens like to sit.
Dion's, "The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tear open my shirt and throw a rosie on my chest
Original Lyrics:
I tear open my shirt and show her Rosie on my chest
Dion's, "The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tear over my shirt and go rosie on my chest
Original Lyrics:
I tear open my shirt and show her Rosie on my chest
Dion's, "The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I throw over my left and there's Mary on my right
Original Lyrics:
There's Flo on my left and there's Mary on my right
Dion's, "The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
My drive around world
Original Lyrics:
I drive around the world
Dion's, "The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh well, I roam from Chinatown
I go through life without a camp
And I'm as happy as a clown
I with my two fists of ion and I'm going nowhere
Original Lyrics:
Oh well, I roam from town to town
I go through life without a care
And I'm as happy as a clown
I with my two fists of iron and I'm going nowhere
Dion's, "The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me the wrong lover
Yeah, the wrong lover.
Original Lyrics:
They call me the Wanderer
Yeah, the Wanderer.
Dion's, "The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm 2/5 divine and I'm going nowhere.
Original Lyrics:
With my two fists of iron and I'm going nowhere.
Dion & The Belmonts', "The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm too p*ssed to drive and I'm going nowhere
Original Lyrics:
With my two fists of iron and I'm going nowhere
P*ssed, meaning drunk in British English or angry in American English ... Either way.
Dion's, "The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm two-fifths divine.
Original Lyrics:
With my two fists of iron
Dion's, "The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
With my suit pressed and ironed
Original Lyrics:
With my two fists of iron
Dion's, "The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
With my toothless divine
Original Lyrics:
With my two fists of iron
Dion's, "The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
With my two fists of I'm
Original Lyrics:
With my two fists of iron
Dion's, "The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
With my two fists of iron I'm-a-goin' all the way down
Original Lyrics:
With my two fists of iron and I'm goin' nowhere

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