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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for U Can't Touch This that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
(It) ain't justice
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Callin' a marshal so fall on back.
Original Lyrics:
Cold on a mission so fall on back.
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Camp Dutch Kiss
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't f**k this
Original Lyrics:
Can't touch this
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't flush this.
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't flush this
Original Lyrics:
Can't touch this
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn frosties.
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on a mission where there's no coming back.
Original Lyrics:
Cold on a mission so fall on back.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ham time!
Original Lyrics:
Hammer time!
His name would have to be MC Ham for this to make sense.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told you tomboy
Original Lyrics:
I told you homeboy
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been around the world from London to romaine.
Original Lyrics:
I've been around the world, from London to the Bay
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been around the world, from London to Bombay
Original Lyrics:
I've been around the world, from London to the Bay
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been around the world, from London to The Hague
Original Lyrics:
I've been around the world, from London to the Bay
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't just this.
Original Lyrics:
You can't touch this.
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
King Texas!
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
King Tustous
Original Lyrics:
You can't touch this.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mind to mind and jubilee
Original Lyrics:
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
My music makes me so hard.
Original Lyrics:
My music hits me, so hard.
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
My music mystery, I want lard.
Original Lyrics:
My music hits me, so hard.
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick a zit, for a winner
Original Lyrics:
This is it for a winner
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pinch a zit for the winter.
Original Lyrics:
This is it for a winter.
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singers are stretched so vast and a-wide.
Original Lyrics:
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! ABBA time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time!
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! Appetite!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time!
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! Clementine!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time!
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! Devil time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time!
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! Double talk!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time!
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! End of time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time!
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! Half-time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time!
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! Hamper Time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer Time!
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! Have a talk!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time!
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! Have a time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time!
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! Have the time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time!
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! On a dime!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time!
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! Outta time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time!
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! Pajama time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time!
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! Pepper time
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop, Happy Time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop, Hammer Time!
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop, stammer time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop, Hammer Time!
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop-have a time.
Original Lyrics:
Stop-Hammer Time
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuff! Denver time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time!
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you for helping me get in my mind with two type teeth
Original Lyrics:
Thank you for blessin' me with a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Fantastics!
Original Lyrics:
You can't touch this!
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
U can't f*** cheese.
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
U can't f*** this.
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
U can't flush this.
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
U can't watch this.
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
Weird Al made a parody of this song, entitled "I Can't Watch This."
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
U can't, Justin?
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wave your p**nis through your hair.
or
Wave your hands through the air.
or
Wave your hands through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Wave your fingers through your hair.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a mand to rhyme and two white feet.
Original Lyrics:
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better get height, boy
Original Lyrics:
You better get hyped Boy.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better get high, boy.
Original Lyrics:
You better get hyped Boy.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't touch t**s.
Original Lyrics:
You can't touch this.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
You hate Justin.
or
You hate justice.
or
You hate justice.
Original Lyrics:
You can't touch this.
MC Hammer's, "U Cant Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop - Habit Time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop - Hammer Time!
MC Hammer's, "U Cant Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
What, am I livin' in your nose?
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, that's how we're livin' and you know?
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