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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for S.O.S. that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Rihanna's, "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
A** hole a**
Squeeze, somebody help me.
Original Lyrics:
S. O. S.
Please, someone help me.
A*Teens', "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
As just to be so nice,
as just to be so good
Original Lyrics:
It used to be so nice,
it used to be so good
ABBA's, "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
But you are close to mine
Original Lyrics:
But you have closed your mind
Rihanna's, "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
I could just hide up in your arms tonight.
or
I could get high up in your arms tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I could just die up in your arms tonight.
A*Teens', "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to reach for you,
but you had closer mines
Original Lyrics:
I tried to reach for you,
but you had closed your mind
Rihanna's, "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Nausius
You got me looking for the lost of me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm lost
You got me lookin' for the rest of me.
Rihanna's, "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a question and Nurofen's the answer.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the question, and you're, of course, the answer.
Rihanna's, "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm aggressive, just one thought of closing up.
Original Lyrics:
I'm aggressive, with just one thought up close enough.
Stratovarius', "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sailing in dusty air.
Original Lyrics:
I'm singing in dusty air.
Rihanna's, "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
Just hold me close, boy 'cuz I'm your kind of dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Just hold me close, boy, 'cuz I'm your tiny dancer.
Rihanna's, "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
Just hold me toast, boy, 'cuz I'm your tiny dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Just hold me close, boy, 'cuz I'm your tiny dancer.
Rihanna's, "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
My confidence is out the door.
Original Lyrics:
My common sense is out the door.
Rihanna's, "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
S.O.S. means someone help me.
Original Lyrics:
S.O.S., please someone help me.
Good Charlotte's, "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
Should I take notes in the end?
'Cause I need somebody's help.
Original Lyrics:
Shooting signals in the air
'Cause I need somebody's help.
I didn't mishear it, some lyrics site did.
ABBA's, "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
So if you hear me darling,
can you hear me S.O.S.?
Original Lyrics:
So when you're near me darling,
can't you hear me, S.O.S.?
ABBA's, "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
So if you need me darling
Can you hear me S.O.S.?
Original Lyrics:
So if you're near me darling
Can't you hear me, S.O.S.?
ABBA's, "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
So when you're near me, darling, can't you hear B.S.?. Oh, yes!
The love you gave me -- nothing else can say "B.S."! Oh, yes!
Original Lyrics:
So when you're near me, darling, can't you hear me S. O. S.?
The love you gave me -- nothing else can save me, S. O. S.
ABBA's, "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
Where are those happy gays?
They seem so hard to find.
Original Lyrics:
Where are those happy days?
They seem so hard to find.
A*Teens', "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
Where are those smoke free days
They seem so hard to find
Original Lyrics:
Where are those happy days
they seem so hard to find
Jonas Brothers', "S.O.S"
Misheard Lyrics:
So this is where the story ends
A conversation's all I am
Well I'm done with texting "Sorry for the misdemeanor"
Okay, I'm shunned
Original Lyrics:
So this is where the story ends
A conversation on IM
Well I'm done with texting "Sorry for the miscommunication"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told you I made many plans For you and me and your lips
Original Lyrics:
I told you I made dinner plans For you and me and no one else
Collie Buddz's, "SOS"
Misheard Lyrics:
SOS I hear them Shelton. SOS I heard them Brian.
Original Lyrics:
SOS I hear them shouting. SOS I heard them crying.
The Collie Buddz SOS song is used by Kofi Kingston in the WWE.
Rihanna's, "SOS"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why are you are making this hard?
Original Lyrics:
Y-O-U are making this hard.
Rihanna's, "SOS"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why oh you are making this hard
Original Lyrics:
Y O U are making this hard
Rihanna's, "SOS"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes it's a lesson, and a face for my vanity.
or
Yes it's a lesson, and it's based on my vanity.
or
Yes it's a lesson, and it's based on my vanity.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, it's a lesson, it's unfair you stole my vanity.
Editor's note: Again, there's a disagreement on the actual lyrics here. Some lyric sites have "it's based on my vanity" and others have "it's unfair you stole my vanity." I'm going with the latter, as that one appears more often.
Rihanna's, "SOS"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is better than the birds in Spokane
Original Lyrics:
Your love's enough with words unspoken
(Spokane, pronounced spo-CAN, is the second biggest city in the state of Washington)

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