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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Sailing that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
All caught up in the referee
Every worm has a symphony.
Original Lyrics:
All caught up in the reverie
Every word is a symphony.
Rod Stewart's, "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Through the dark night, far away.
I am dying, forever cry young.
To be with you, who can say.
Original Lyrics:
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Through the dark night, far away.
I am dying, forever crying.
To be with you, who can say.
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you stand the miracles?
Just you wait and see.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Candice can do miracles.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles.
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not far back to Santa Cruz.
Original Lyrics:
It's not far back to sanity.
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not far down the merry face.
Original Lyrics:
It's not far down to paradise.
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not far to Never-Never Land
For Reason 2 thru 10.
Original Lyrics:
It's not far to Never-Never Land
No reason to pretend.
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not far to the Netherlands.
Original Lyrics:
It's not far to Never Neverland.
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not fart to Never Never Land
Original Lyrics:
It's not far to Never Never Land
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Its not far back to Santa Fe
Original Lyrics:
Its not far back to sanity
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mechanics can do miracles
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
N'sync's, "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the cans can do miracles
Just you wait and see
baby believe me
It's not far to the nether land
no reason to pretend
and if the wind is alright you can find the joy
of your sense again
Oh the cans can do miracles
just you wait and see
baby believe me
Original Lyrics:
Oh the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see
Baby believe me
It's not far to Never-Never Land
No reason to pretend
And if the wind is right you can find the joy
Of innocence again
Oh the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see
baby belive me
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the kin-skinned and miracles, just you wait and see
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the Cavs can do miracles
Original Lyrics:
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, they can, they can do miracles.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, the canvas can do miracles.
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailing takes me away to where I'm goin', doo doo de doo doo.
Original Lyrics:
Sailing takes me away to where I've always heard it could be.
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailing
Takes me away to where I always hood it to be.
Original Lyrics:
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be.
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailing
Takes me away to where I'm going, tutti-frutti.
Original Lyrics:
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be.
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cameras can do miracles
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The campers can do miracles.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles.
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The candles can do miracles
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The candy can do miracles
Just you wait and see
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles Just you wait and see.
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chemist can do miracles
Adjust your weight and see.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chemist can do miracles
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
Cross Christopher's, "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ganders can do miracles.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles.
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ham is canned in miracles
Just you wait and see.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's not far back to Santa Cruz.
Original Lyrics:
Well it's not far back to sanity.
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's not far down to parrot dike
At least it's not for me
If the wind is right you can sail away
And find some wells of tea
Oh, the candles can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
Original Lyrics:
It's not far down to paradise
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away
And find tranquility
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, it's not far back to Santa Fe
Original Lyrics:
Well, it's not far back to sanity
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm sailing
All caught up in a web of lies
Every word is a symphony
Original Lyrics:
When I'm sailing
All caught up in the reverie
Every word is a symphony
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can withstand the miracle
Just you wait and see.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can withstand the miracle
Just you wait and see.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.

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