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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for River that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Misheard Lyrics:
'cause she loves danger cycle path
Original Lyrics:
'cause she loves danger psychopath
Joni Mitchell's, "River"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a Commodore Christmas
They're cutting the cheese.
Original Lyrics:
It's coming on Christmas
They're cutting down trees.
Out of Eden's, "River"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never let me go
And I am walking with you
Tuesday and nights
Original Lyrics:
You'll never let me go
And I am walking with you
To stay alive
Bruce Springsteen's, "The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
And for my 19th birthday, I got a Union Carbide pickup truck.
Original Lyrics:
And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a wedding coat.
Bruce Springsteen's, "The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
And for my 19th birthday, I got a yam yam card and a wedding goat.
Original Lyrics:
And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a wedding coat.
Good Charlotte's, "The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I walk throught the valley
Of the shadow of the lake.
Original Lyrics:
As I walk through the valley
Of the shadow of L.A.
Good Charlotte's, "The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bath time in the river for my bones.
Original Lyrics:
Baptized in the river on my own.
Good Charlotte's, "The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bath time to the river
Original Lyrics:
Baptized in the river
Good Charlotte's, "The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bathubs in the river
Original Lyrics:
Baptized in the river
Good Charlotte's, "The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Emo comes to skies.
Original Lyrics:
Evil comes disguised.
Tea Party's, "The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me baby, a**.
Original Lyrics:
Help me baby, yes.
Bruce Springsteen's, "The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
I come from down in Nevada
Original Lyrics:
I come from down in the valley
Garth Brooks', "The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will sail my best
Original Lyrics:
I will sail my vessel
Garth Brooks', "The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will sell my investments
'Til the river runs dry.
Original Lyrics:
I will sail my vessel
'Til the river runs dry.
Garth Brooks', "The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will sell my vest.
Original Lyrics:
I will sail my vessel.
Good Charlotte's, "The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've done a lot of things wrong but I swear I'm a Belieber
Original Lyrics:
I've done a lot of things wrong but I swear I'm a believer
Good Charlotte's, "The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen the Angel of the North, and I wanna be delivered
Original Lyrics:
I've seen a vision of my life and I wanna be delivered
Bruce Springsteen's, "The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Mary were wet and ice cool
Original Lyrics:
Me and Mary we met in high school
Garth Brooks', "The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the river on his drive
Original Lyrics:
'Til the river runs dry
Bruce Springsteen's, "The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
We fall down into the river
And in the cold river we die.
Original Lyrics:
We go down to the river
And into the river we dive.
Bruce Springsteen's, "The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
We married an a**hole.
Original Lyrics:
Me and Mary met in the high school.
Garth Brooks', "The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the good Lord as my captain,
I can make it through the mall
Original Lyrics:
With the good Lord as my captain,
I can make it through them all

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