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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ride The Lightning that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Metallica's, "Ride The Lightning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flash before my eyes
Now it's time to fly.
Original Lyrics:
Flash before my eyes
Now it's time to die.
Metallica's, "Ride The Lightning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flask before my eyes
Original Lyrics:
Flash before my eyes
Metallica's, "Ride The Lightning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guilty as charged
Maternity right.
Original Lyrics:
Guilty as charged
But damn it, it ain't right.
Metallica's, "Ride The Lightning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guilty as charged
The Branch Davidian Right.
Original Lyrics:
Guilty as charged
But damn it, it ain't right.
Metallica's, "Ride The Lightning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lars and Kirk are all I see
Original Lyrics:
The final curtain call I see
Metallica's, "Ride The Lightning"
Misheard Lyrics:
My big a*** rips with fear
What am I doing here?
Original Lyrics:
My fingers grip with fear
What am I doing here?
Metallica's, "Ride The Lightning"
Misheard Lyrics:
My pingas ripped with fear
Original Lyrics:
My fingers gripped with fear
Pingas means Penis, which is used on viral videos
Metallica's, "Ride The Lightning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet jelly dough
Original Lyrics:
Sweat chillin' cold
Metallica's, "Ride The Lightning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ting ting on my heart strings
Original Lyrics:
Wakened by horrid scream
Metallica's, "Ride The Lightning"
Misheard Lyrics:
White ball of slime,
Will flip the switch of death
Original Lyrics:
Wait for the sign,
To flick the switch of death
Metallica's, "Ride the Lightning"
Misheard Lyrics:
My penis grips with fear
Original Lyrics:
My fingers gripped with fear

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