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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Photograph that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Weezer's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause the flicks are saying that you grow it.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you might play so monastic that you blow it.
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
'What the hell?', as Bon Jovi said.
Original Lyrics:
What the hell is on Joey's head?
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
A gorilla
Original Lyrics:
Passion killer
Ringo Starr's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I've got is a bowl of rafters
Original Lyrics:
But all I got is a photograph.
Ringo Starr's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I've got is a phonograph
and I realize you're not coming back anymore
Original Lyrics:
All I've got is a photograph
and I realize you're not coming back anymore
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
And this is where I grew up
I bet the President oughta fixed it up.
Original Lyrics:
And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up.
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
And this is where I grew up
Think the prisoners had fixed it up
Original Lyrics:
And this is where I grew up
Think the present owner fixed it up
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
And this is where I grew up
Been to prison, oughta fix it up.
Original Lyrics:
And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up.
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
And this is where I went to school
Most of the girls had better things to do
Craving a record that was broken twice
I must have done it up a dozen times
Original Lyrics:
And this is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Criminal record says I broke in twice
I must have done it half a dozen times
Oh god, I got a whole verse wrong. I must either be deaf or maybe it's just....mumbly.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bone graft - I don't want your bone graft
I don't need your bone graft
All I've got is a bone graft
But it's not enough
Original Lyrics:
Photograph - I don't want your photograph
I don't want your photograph
All I've got is a photograph
But it's not enough
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bowl of Kraft
Original Lyrics:
Photograph
Ringo Starr's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
But all I've got is a bowl of crap.
Original Lyrics:
But all I got is a photograph.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you hurdle me, if you're dead.
Original Lyrics:
Put your hurt on me, if you dare.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you hurl on me, like a chair.
Original Lyrics:
Put your hurt on me, if you dare.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you hurtle me to my death
Original Lyrics:
Put your hurt on me, if you dare
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy some dinner, cost too much.
Original Lyrics:
Passion killer, you're too much.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy some dinner.
Original Lyrics:
Passion killer
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy some pillows, they're too much.
Original Lyrics:
Passion killer, you're too much.
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cancel first girl I kissed.
Original Lyrics:
Kim's the first girl I kissed.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you dare until you slap him underground.
Original Lyrics:
Look what you've done to this rock 'n' roll clown.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fall in love
Original Lyrics:
Photograph
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta photograph, picture of
Pancho Villa, you're too much.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta photograph, picture of
Passion killer, you're too much.
Pancho Villa - the rebel general of the Mexican Revolution who invaded US territory and led American soldiers on a wild goose chase all over the harsh Mexican countryside for months.
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was the first girl I kissed.
Original Lyrics:
Kim's the first girl I kissed.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on!
Original Lyrics:
Photograph
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
How did his eyes get so red?
And what the hell did his Bon Jovi said?
Original Lyrics:
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
How did our a** get so red?
And what the h*** has Aunt Joey said?
Original Lyrics:
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the h*** is on Joey's head?
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
How did our eyes get so red?
And 'What the hell?', Aunt Joey said.
Original Lyrics:
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
How did our eyes get so wet?
And what the hell has Bon Jovi said?
Original Lyrics:
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?
Weezer's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could never let it call.
Original Lyrics:
I could never let it go.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to autograph
I don't need no autograph
Original Lyrics:
I don't want your photograph
I don't need your photograph
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want your phonograph
Original Lyrics:
I don't want your photograph
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found the photo of the present I was looking for
Original Lyrics:
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found the photo of the prison I was looking for
Original Lyrics:
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a photo that was printed on my bedroom floor.
Original Lyrics:
I got the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want your photograph
Original Lyrics:
I don't want your photograph
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I must have got an "F" a dozen times
Original Lyrics:
I must have done it half a dozen times
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see yor face on a tapestry
Original Lyrics:
I see your face every time I dream
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see your face every time I dream
On every bridge and magazine
Original Lyrics:
I see your face every time I dream
On every page, every magazine
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see your face on a tambourine
Original Lyrics:
I see your face every time I dream
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think that prison ought to fix me up.
or
I think the prison outa fix it up.
Original Lyrics:
I think the present owner fixed it up.
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think the prison owner fixed it up.
Original Lyrics:
I think the present owner fixed it up.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want attention!
Original Lyrics:
I wanna touch you!
Ringo Starr's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you here to have a cold.
Original Lyrics:
I want you here to have and hold.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be your lover, be your friend,
But you're hurtin' me, yes, you did
Original Lyrics:
I'd be your lover, if you're there,
Put your hurt on me, if you dare
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be your lover, you would dare
But you've heard of me, is it there?
Original Lyrics:
I'd be your lover, if you were there
Put your hurt on me, if you dare
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be your lover, you would dare
Put your hood on me, if you dare.
Original Lyrics:
I'd be your lover, if you were there
Put your hurt on me, if you dare.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen your face at the chestnut tree.
Original Lyrics:
I see your face every time I dream.
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's hard to say it, dying to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Weezer's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the joy of the presently erect, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Just keep drawing up the plans and re-erect it
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ken's the first girl I kissed.
Original Lyrics:
Kim's the first girl I kissed.
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Killed the first girl I kissed.
Original Lyrics:
Kim's the first girl I kissed.
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Killed the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed.
Original Lyrics:
Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed.
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Killed the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She'd had a few kisses from some men
I haven't seen her since God knows when.
Original Lyrics:
Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She's had a few kids since then
I haven't seen her since God knows when.
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Killed the first girl I kissed
Original Lyrics:
Kim's the first girl I kissed
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nevous that I nearly p***ed.
Original Lyrics:
Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's sing it!
Original Lyrics:
But it's not enough
This is between the first two verses.
Verve Pipe's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a photogragh
Original Lyrics:
I'm in the photograph
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marshal Dillon
Original Lyrics:
Passion killer
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothin' to like a stop this rock 'n' roll clown
Original Lyrics:
Look what you've done to this rock 'n' roll clown
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing's too gone for this rock-n-roll crowd
Original Lyrics:
Look what you've done to this rock-n-roll clown
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh oh, nothing to hold
Original Lyrics:
Oh oh, look what you've done
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, Lucky chew a dove in this rock and roll crowd
Ooh, Lucky chew a dove.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, look what you have done to this rock and roll clown
Ooh, look what you have done.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, look at what you've done to this tropical ground
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, look at what you've done to this rock 'n roll clown
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, welcome to this goddamn rock 'n' roll crowd
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, look what you've done to this rock 'n' roll clown
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Possum filler
Original Lyrics:
Passion killer
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Possum innards, it's too much
Original Lyrics:
Passion killer, you're too much.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put you hood on me...if you dare.
Original Lyrics:
Put your hurt on me...if you dare.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your head on me and sit down
Original Lyrics:
Put your hurt on me, if you dare
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your hood on me, Isabelle
or
Put your hood on me, dizzy girl.
Original Lyrics:
Put your hurt on me, if you dare.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your hood on me, it's too dim
Original Lyrics:
Put your hurt on me, if you dare.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your hood on me, it's too dim
Original Lyrics:
Put your hurt on me, if you dare.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your hurt on me, then sit down.
Original Lyrics:
Put your hurt on me if you dare.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Quarter gram, I really want ya',
Quarter gram, I really need ya',
Quarter gram, but all I got is a quarter gram
I'm gonna snort ya'
Ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhhh quarter gram
It's not enough, quarter gram, it's not enough.
Original Lyrics:
Photograph, I really want ya',
Photograph, I really need ya',
Photograph, but all I got is a photograph,
I wanna touch ya',
Ahhhhh ahhhhh ahhhhhh photograph
I'm out of love.
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember the old arcade
Blew every dollar that we ever made
The cops hated us hangin' out
They say somebody got mudered out.
Original Lyrics:
Remember the old arcade
Blew every dollar that we ever made
The cops hated us hangin' out
They say somebody went and burned it down
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Russel Miller, you're too much.
Original Lyrics:
Passion killer, you're too much.
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
So now a pizza falls on me.
Original Lyrics:
So wild and free, so far from me.
Ed Sheeran's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you can fit me
Inside the knickers you got when you were 16
Original Lyrics:
Oh you can fit me
Inside the necklace you got when you were 16
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sultry woman, you've got style.
Original Lyrics:
Such a woman, you got style.
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cops mated us mangled out
They say somebody went and burned his house.
or
The cops hated us hanging out
They said somebody went and burned it down.
Original Lyrics:
The cops seeing us hanging out
They said somebody went and burned it down.
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cops seen us hanging out
They said somebody went and murdered down.
Original Lyrics:
The cops seen us hanging out
They said somebody went and burned it down.
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
To sing to more than just the steering wheel
Killed the first girl I kissed.
Original Lyrics:
To sing to more than just the steering wheel
Kim's the first girl I kissed.
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
What the heck did Bon Jovi said?
or
What the hell is on Jodi's head?
Original Lyrics:
What the hell is on Joey's head?
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you heard of me, is the devil
Original Lyrics:
Put your hurt on me, if you dare
The Verve Pipe's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm alone and my love is a fist
Original Lyrics:
When I'm alone and the world is a fist
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the hell is Bon Jovi's head?
Original Lyrics:
What the hell is on Joey's head?
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're all I love, my fantasy
Original Lyrics:
You're all I want, my fantasy
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're all I've done with a mystery
Original Lyrics:
You're all wrapped up in a mystery

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