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Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my Bridgettes are mish for them.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my birthdays I wished for death.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I hate when my boogers freeze.
Original Lyrics:
Oh please, God wake me.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anything, nothing, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Left me with life in H***!!!
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back in the war, it's much too real.
Original Lyrics:
Back in the womb, it's much too real.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curry each other, now we do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Carry each other, now we do it again.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
D*** in my arms
D*** in my legs
D*** in my hole.
D*** in my legs
D*** in my hole.
Original Lyrics:
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul.
Taken my legs
Taken my soul.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep down inside I feel this cream.
Original Lyrics:
Deep down inside I feel to scream.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you come here to blame Jesus
For the leopard in your bed?
For the leopard in your bed?
Original Lyrics:
Have you come here to play Jesus
To the lepers in your head?
To the lepers in your head?
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you come here to play cheesers
Original Lyrics:
Have you come here to play Jesus
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dispatch Warlock and Ajax
To bring back his body.
To bring back his body.
Original Lyrics:
Dispatch war rocket Ajax
To bring back his body.
To bring back his body.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor is visiting me, All that I see
Original Lyrics:
Darkness imprisoning me, All that I see
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctors, imperishible meat!
Original Lyrics:
Darkness, imprisoning me!
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
For my breakfast I wish for death
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you come here to play Caesar, and do the leopards in your bed
Original Lyrics:
Have you come here to play Jesus, to the lepers in your head
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you come here to play Jesus
To the lepers in your bed?
To the lepers in your bed?
Original Lyrics:
Have you come here to play Jesus
To the lepers in your head?
To the lepers in your head?
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you come here to play teaser
Original Lyrics:
Have you come here to play Jesus
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my breakfast down, wish for death.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for tea.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish protein.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death
please god, wake me.
please god, wake me.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can remember a rainy day.
Original Lyrics:
I can't remember anything.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a freak, I'm a freak, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
I'm afraid, I'm afraid of a ghost!
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Income tax that I must file.
Original Lyrics:
In pumps life that I must feel.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Input slabs that I'm of steel.
Original Lyrics:
It pumps life that I must feel.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's too late, tonight, to bring the pasta into the light.
Original Lyrics:
It's too late tonight to bring the past out into the light.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a wart, I'm novelty
Original Lyrics:
Just like a wartime novelty
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Landmines have taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my earring.
Original Lyrics:
Landmines have taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my hearing.
Mary J. Blige and U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leaves you darling if you
Don't care alphabets.
Don't care alphabets.
Original Lyrics:
Leaves you darling if you
Don't care for it.
Don't care for it.
Mary J. Blige and U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a tampon
Love is a high and low.
Love is a high and low.
Original Lyrics:
Love is a temple
Love is the higher law.
Love is the higher law.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a temper, love the higher law.
Original Lyrics:
Love is a temple, love the higher law.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a temple, love the higher love
or
Love is a temple, love the higher lawn
or
Love is a temple, love the higher lawn
Original Lyrics:
Love is a temple, love the higher law
Filter's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I spend my time
Just thinking of lines
Of yesterday.
or
Now I spend my time
Just making up lines
Of yesterday
Just thinking of lines
Of yesterday.
or
Now I spend my time
Just making up lines
Of yesterday
Original Lyrics:
Now I spend my time
Just making up rhymes
Of yesterday.
Just making up rhymes
Of yesterday.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh for breakfast I wish for tea
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my breath as I wished for days.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my breath is high wish for death.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my breathless highway, sput-tang.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my breathless spa-ghe-ti.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my present spaghetti.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh please God, chase me.
Original Lyrics:
Oh please, God wake me.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh please God, make my bed.
Original Lyrics:
Oh please, God wake me.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh please, Dad, rape me.
Original Lyrics:
Oh please, God wake me.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh please, beavers bate me.
Original Lyrics:
Oh please, God wake me.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh sneeze, God hates me.
Original Lyrics:
Oh please, God wake me.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my britneys are whispotting
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my precious, I wish for death
Please God, wake me.
Please God, wake me.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death
Please God, wake me.
Please God, wake me.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Pete, don't wake me.
Original Lyrics:
Oh please, God wake me.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
One love, one dud, one life, you gotta do what you would
Original Lyrics:
One love, one blood, one life, you gotta do what you should
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, my pretty size leash for that
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Creed's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seeds of hate, but I saw further.
Original Lyrics:
Seeds of hate blossom further.
Creed's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silence; we're all still sanctified by your question.
Original Lyrics:
Silenced the masses sanctified by oppression.
Good Charlotte's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
They got matches, think we should rob them.
Original Lyrics:
They got mansions, think we should rob them.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tied to machines that let me pee
Original Lyrics:
Tied to machines that make me be
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tied to machines that make me breathe.
Original Lyrics:
Tied to machines that make me be.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tied to machines that make me pee
Original Lyrics:
Tied to machines that make me be
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tired of machines that make me beer.
Original Lyrics:
Tied to machines that make me be.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tired of machines that make me beer.
Original Lyrics:
Tied to machines that make me be.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Titan Machines that make me fear.
Original Lyrics:
Tied to machines that make me be.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the leopards in your head
Original Lyrics:
To the lepers in your head
Mary J. Blige and U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too late, tonight
To drag the passed out into the light.
To drag the passed out into the light.
Original Lyrics:
Too late, tonight
To drag the past out into the light.
To drag the past out into the light.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trapped in my cell
Everybody holding cell.
Everybody holding cell.
Original Lyrics:
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell.
Body my holding cell.
Three Dog Night's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two can be a bad a** one.
Original Lyrics:
Two can be as bad as one
Creed's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live under the rule of the monkey
Original Lyrics:
We all live under the rule of the one king
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
We get to hurry each other.
Original Lyrics:
We get to carry each other.
Simple Plan's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the tear in your fly
We're the butt in your face.
We're the butt in your face.
Original Lyrics:
We're the tear in your eye
We're the blood in your veins.
We're the blood in your veins.
Creed's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weeds are fake, but I saw them further.
Original Lyrics:
Seeds of hate blossom further.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, it's too late tonight
To drink the past out into the light.
To drink the past out into the light.
Original Lyrics:
Well, it's too late tonight
To drag the past out into the light.
To drag the past out into the light.
Van Halen's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Chinese dragon
Chinese dragon
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Jamie's cryin'.
Jamie's cryin'.
Creed's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman, oh woman
The wake is done.
The wake is done.
Original Lyrics:
One, oh one
The only way is one.
The only way is one.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah they say won't love want life
Original Lyrics:
You will say one love one life
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
You act like it never happened
And you want me to roll the dice.
And you want me to roll the dice.
Original Lyrics:
You act like you never had love.
And you want me to go without.
And you want me to go without.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
You act like it never happened
And you won't need to go with Al.
And you won't need to go with Al.
Original Lyrics:
You act like you never had love
And you want me to go without.
And you want me to go without.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
You act like you never had luck
and you won't need to go without
and you won't need to go without
Original Lyrics:
You act like you never had love
and you want me to go without
and you want me to go without
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
You drive me crazy, that I just can't see
I'm sick and tired of the way you've been.
I'm sick and tired of the way you've been.
Original Lyrics:
You drive me crazy, I just can't sleep
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep.
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll say love is a test of love the hired love
Original Lyrics:
You'll say love is a temple love, the higher love
Backstreet Boys', "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause my faith in God
or
'cause my faith is gone
or
'cause my faith is gone
Original Lyrics:
'cause my fear is gone
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the beast is fin'ly (finally) fed.
Original Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fit.
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the beast is finally dead.
Original Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fit.
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the bee says, 'Fine with me'
Original Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fit
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the bee says, 'Fine with them'.
Original Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fit.
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fell.
Original Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fit.
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go share your lifeguard's son
Original Lyrics:
No shadows block the sun
Backstreet Boys', "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be the one to hold you, and make sure that you'll be alright.
'Cuz my beer is gone, and I want to take you from darkness to light
'Cuz my beer is gone, and I want to take you from darkness to light
Original Lyrics:
I'll be the one to hold you, and make sure that you'll be alright.
My fear has gone, and I want to take you from darkness to light
My fear has gone, and I want to take you from darkness to light
Soil's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been slamming it in my boyfriends
And I am so wrong.
And I am so wrong.
Original Lyrics:
I've been standing here in my footprints
And I am so wrong.
And I am so wrong.
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like freedom feels, without hose that run.
Original Lyrics:
Like freedom fields where wild horses run.
Shakira's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I learn to cook and finally use my kitchen for ya.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in when there's a bust or a fuse.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in when there's a bust or a fuse.
Original Lyrics:
So I learn to cook and finally lose my kitchen phobia
So I've got the arms to cuddle in when there's a ghost or a muse.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in when there's a ghost or a muse.
Shakira's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I learn to cook and finally use this kitchen for ya.
So I've got these arms to cuddle in when there's a ghost on the news.
So I've got these arms to cuddle in when there's a ghost on the news.
Original Lyrics:
So I learned to cook and finally lose my kitchen phobia.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in when there's a ghost or a muse.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in when there's a ghost or a muse.
Editor's note: The album has "kitchen phobia" as the correct lyrics, so I'm going with those.
Shakira's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I learn to cook and
Finally lose the kitchen folder.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in
When there's a ghost on the news.
or
So I learned to cook
And finally use the kitchen for ya.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in
When there's a ghost or a muse.
Finally lose the kitchen folder.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in
When there's a ghost on the news.
or
So I learned to cook
And finally use the kitchen for ya.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in
When there's a ghost or a muse.
Original Lyrics:
So I learn to cook
And finally lose my kitchen phobia
So I've got the arms to cuddle in
When there's a ghost or a muse.
And finally lose my kitchen phobia
So I've got the arms to cuddle in
When there's a ghost or a muse.
Backstreet Boys', "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still there was cheese in your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Still there were tears in your eyes.
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
The beast is finally fed.
Original Lyrics:
The pieces finally fit.
Backstreet Boys', "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
There you were in my pee
reaching out like you needed me
a helping hand to make it right,
I am going through H*ll all through the Damn night!
reaching out like you needed me
a helping hand to make it right,
I am going through H*ll all through the Damn night!
Original Lyrics:
There you were wild and free
reaching out like you needed me
a helping hand to make it right
I am holding you all through the night
reaching out like you needed me
a helping hand to make it right
I am holding you all through the night
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