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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for One that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my Bridgettes are mish for them.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my birthdays I wished for death.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I hate when my boogers freeze.
Original Lyrics:
Oh please, God wake me.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anything, nothing, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Left me with life in Hell!!
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back in the war, it's much too real.
Original Lyrics:
Back in the womb, it's much too real.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curry each other, now we do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Carry each other, now we do it again.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
D*** in my arms
D*** in my legs
D*** in my hole.
Original Lyrics:
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep down inside I feel this cream.
Original Lyrics:
Deep down inside I feel to scream.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you come here to blame Jesus
For the leopard in your bed?
Original Lyrics:
Have you come here to play Jesus
To the lepers in your head?
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you come here to play cheesers
Original Lyrics:
Have you come here to play Jesus
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dispatch Warlock and Ajax
To bring back his body.
Original Lyrics:
Dispatch war rocket Ajax
To bring back his body.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor is visiting me, All that I see
Original Lyrics:
Darkness imprisoning me, All that I see
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctors, imperishible meat!
Original Lyrics:
Darkness, imprisoning me!
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
For my breakfast I wish for death
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you come here to play Caesar, and do the leopards in your bed
Original Lyrics:
Have you come here to play Jesus, to the lepers in your head
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you come here to play Jesus
To the lepers in your bed?
Original Lyrics:
Have you come here to play Jesus
To the lepers in your head?
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you come here to play teaser
Original Lyrics:
Have you come here to play Jesus
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my breakfast down, wish for death.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for tea.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish protein.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death
please god, wake me.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my breath inside wish monkey.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can remember a rainy day.
Original Lyrics:
I can't remember anything.
Creed's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel hopeless.
Original Lyrics:
I feel helpless.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I killed a elephant.
Original Lyrics:
I can't remember anything.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a freak, I'm a freak, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
I'm afraid, I'm afraid of a ghost!
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bored.
Original Lyrics:
Come on.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm waking up a gay Nazi
Original Lyrics:
I'm waking up, I cannot see
Bee Gees', "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my Humvee
or
In my RV
Original Lyrics:
I feel my heartbeat
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Income tax that I must file.
Original Lyrics:
In pumps life that I must feel.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Input slabs that I'm of steel.
Original Lyrics:
It pumps life that I must feel.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's too late, tonight, to bring the pasta into the light.
Original Lyrics:
It's too late tonight to bring the past out into the light.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackin' myself
Original Lyrics:
Trapped in myself
Creed's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Juan
Original Lyrics:
One
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a wart, I'm novelty
Original Lyrics:
Just like a wartime novelty
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Landmines have taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my earring.
Original Lyrics:
Land mine has taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my hearing.
Misheard Lyrics:
Leaves you darling if you
Don't care alphabets.
Original Lyrics:
Leaves you darling if you
Don't care for it.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a tampon.
Original Lyrics:
Love is a temple.
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a tampon
Love is a high and low.
Original Lyrics:
Love is a temple
Love is the higher law.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a temper, love the higher law.
Original Lyrics:
Love is a temple, love the higher law.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a temple, love is a higher ground
Original Lyrics:
Love is a temple, love the higher law
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a temple, love the higher love
or
Love is a temple, love the higher lawn
or
Love is a temple, love the higher lawn
Original Lyrics:
Love is a temple, love the higher law
Filter's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I spend my time
Just thinking of lines
Of yesterday.
or
Now I spend my time
Just making up lines
Of yesterday
Original Lyrics:
Now I spend my time
Just making up rhymes
Of yesterday.
Yes, this is a cover of a Three Dog Night song.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh She-God, make tea.
Original Lyrics:
Oh please, God wake me.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh for breakfast I wish for tea
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my breath as I wished for days.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my breath is high wish for death.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my breathless highway, sput-tang.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my breathless spa-ghe-ti.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my present spaghetti.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh please God, chase me.
Original Lyrics:
Oh please, God wake me.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh please God, make my bed.
Original Lyrics:
Oh please, God wake me.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh please God, rape me.
Original Lyrics:
Oh please, God wake me.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh please God, rape me.
Original Lyrics:
Oh please, God wake me.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh please, Dad, rape me.
Original Lyrics:
Oh please, God wake me.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh please, God take me.
Original Lyrics:
Oh please, God wake me.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh please, beavers bate me.
Original Lyrics:
Oh please, God wake me.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh sneeze, God hates me.
Original Lyrics:
Oh please, God wake me.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my breast size is Double D
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my britneys are whispotting
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my precious, I wish for death
Please God, wake me.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death
Please God, wake me.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohh my breast is sideways today.
Please, God, help me!!
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Please, God, help me!!
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Pete, don't wake me.
Original Lyrics:
Oh please, God wake me.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
One love, one dud, one life, you gotta do what you would
Original Lyrics:
One love, one blood, one life, you gotta do what you should
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
One love
one glove
Original Lyrics:
One love
One blood
Faith Hill's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
One, let's break it into two
Original Lyrics:
One is breaking into two
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, my pretty size leash for that
Original Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Soulfly's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Predatory juggalo
Original Lyrics:
Predatory jungle law
Creed's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seeds of hate, but I saw further.
Original Lyrics:
Seeds of hate blossom further.
Creed's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silence; we're all still sanctified by your question.
Original Lyrics:
Silenced the masses sanctified by oppression.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tattoo machines that make me pee.
Original Lyrics:
Tied to machines that make me be.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tied to machine that make me pee
Original Lyrics:
Tied to machines that make me be
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tied to machines that let me pee
Original Lyrics:
Tied to machines that make me be
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tied to machines that make me breathe.
Original Lyrics:
Tied to machines that make me be.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tied to machines that make me pee
Original Lyrics:
Tied to machines that make me be
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tired of machines that make me beer.
Original Lyrics:
Tied to machines that make me be.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tired of machines that make me beer.
Original Lyrics:
Tied to machines that make me be.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Titan Machines that make me fear.
Original Lyrics:
Tied to machines that make me be.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the leopards in your head
Original Lyrics:
To the lepers in your head
Misheard Lyrics:
Too late, tonight
To drag the passed out into the light.
Original Lyrics:
Too late, tonight
To drag the past out into the light.
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trapped in my cell
Everybody holding cell.
Original Lyrics:
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell.
Three Dog Night's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two can be a bad a** one.
Original Lyrics:
Two can be as bad as one
Creed's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
War
Original Lyrics:
One
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
We get to hurry each other.
Original Lyrics:
We get to carry each other.
Simple Plan's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the tear in your fly
We're the butt in your face.
Original Lyrics:
We're the tear in your eye
We're the blood in your veins.
Creed's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weeds are fake, but I saw them further.
Original Lyrics:
Seeds of hate blossom further.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, it's too late tonight
To drink the past out into the light.
Original Lyrics:
Well, it's too late tonight
To drag the past out into the light.
Creed's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, oh, whoa
or
Woe, oh, woe
Original Lyrics:
One, oh, one
Creed's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman, oh woman
The wake is done.
Original Lyrics:
One, oh one
The only way is one.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah they say won't love want life
Original Lyrics:
You will say one love one life
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
You act like it never happened
And you want me to roll the dice.
Original Lyrics:
You act like you never had love.
And you want me to go without.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
You act like it never happened
And you won't need to go with Al.
Original Lyrics:
You act like you never had love
And you want me to go without.
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
You act like you never had luck
and you won't need to go without
Original Lyrics:
You act like you never had love
and you want me to go without
U2's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll say love is a test of love the hired love
Original Lyrics:
You'll say love is a temple, love the higher love
Backstreet Boys', "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause my faith in God
or
'cause my faith is gone
Original Lyrics:
'cause my fear is gone
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
A spirit bomb of earth and water
Original Lyrics:
A spirit born of earth and water
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the beast is fin'ly (finally) fed.
Original Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fit.
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the beast is finally dead.
Original Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fit.
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the bee says, 'Fine with me'
Original Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fit
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the bee says, 'Fine with them'.
Original Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fit.
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fell.
Original Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fit.
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go share your lifeguard's son
Original Lyrics:
No shadows block the sun
Backstreet Boys', "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be the one to hold you, and make sure that you'll be alright.
'Cuz my beer is gone, and I want to take you from darkness to light
Original Lyrics:
I'll be the one to hold you, and make sure that you'll be alright.
My fear has gone, and I want to take you from darkness to light
Backstreet Boys', "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be the one, to make all of your showers fun
Original Lyrics:
I'll be the one, to make all your sorrows undone
Backstreet Boys', "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be the one
To make all your sorrows be gone.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be the one
To make all your sorrows undone.
Backstreet Boys', "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be the one
To pick lots of flowers for nuns.
or
I'll be the one
To make all your sorrows more fun.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be the one
To make all your sorrows undone.
Soil's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been slamming it in my boyfriends
And I am so wrong.
Original Lyrics:
I've been standing here in my footprints
And I am so wrong.
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the instant that you love someone,
In the second that the hammer hits,
Reality runs up your spine,
And the beast is finally fed.
Original Lyrics:
In the instant that you love someone,
In the second that the hammer hits,
Reality runs up your spine,
And the pieces finally fit.
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like freedom feels, without hose that run.
Original Lyrics:
Like freedom fields where wild horses run.
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
New shadows from the sun
Original Lyrics:
No shadows block the sun
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
No shadows block the song
Original Lyrics:
No shadows block the sun
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shrunken knives and dark hotels
Original Lyrics:
Drunken nights in dark hotels
Shakira's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I learn to cook and finally lose
The kitchen folder.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in
When there's a ghost on the news.
or
So I learned to cook
And finally use the kitchen for ya.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in
When there's a ghost or a muse.
Original Lyrics:
So I learn to cook and finally lose
My kitchen phobia
So I've got the arms to cuddle in
When there's a ghost or a muse...
Shakira's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I learn to cook and finally use my kitchen for ya.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in when there's a bust or a fuse.
Original Lyrics:
So I learn to cook and finally lose my kitchen phobia
So I've got the arms to cuddle in when there's a ghost or a muse.
Shakira's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I learn to cook and finally use this kitchen for ya.
So I've got these arms to cuddle in when there's a ghost on the news.
Original Lyrics:
So I learned to cook and finally lose my kitchen phobia.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in when there's a ghost or a muse.
Editor's note: The album has "kitchen phobia" as the correct lyrics, so I'm going with those.
Backstreet Boys', "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still there was cheese in your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Still there were tears in your eyes.
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
The beast is finally fed.
Original Lyrics:
The pieces finally fit.
Backstreet Boys', "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
There you were in my pee
reaching out like you needed me
a helping hand to make it right,
I am going through H*ll all through the Damn night!
Original Lyrics:
There you were wild and free
reaching out like you needed me
a helping hand to make it right
I am holding you all through the night
Shakira's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
To plant more trees
Original Lyrics:
To plant more dreams

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