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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Nobody Told Me that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone`s a winner, I'm not gonna let you lose
There`s a little yellow idol to the north of Captain Duke's.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone`s a winner and nothing left to lose
There`s a little yellow idol to the north of Kathmandu.
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Yellow Island to the North of Kathmandu
Original Lyrics:
There`s a little yellow idol to the north of Kathmandu.
Puddle Of Mudd's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost my hair down there somewhere.
Original Lyrics:
Lost my head down there somewhere.
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody taught me the British language
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me I'd be dead like this
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me about Mrs. Langley
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like this
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me it would taste like beans
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me that British like cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me that I stank like pees.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me that hippies liked me.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me that we'd need lackeys
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me that you didn't like me.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me that you didn't like peas
Strange way to eat
Strange way to eat.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Strange days, indeed
Strange days, indeed.
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me that you'd need lightning.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me that you're dyslexic.
Original Lyrics:
nNbody told me there'd be days like these.
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me the Beegee's liked me
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be black bees
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be laxatives.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me they didn't like me
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like this
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me they'd be neglected
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me they'd seen Lassie.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me they're feeding Lassie
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me to behave like this.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me to feed Lassie.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me you could eat my peas
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me you'd need maxis.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a little yellow island to the north of Kathmandu
Original Lyrics:
There`s a little yellow idol to the north of Kathmandu.
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a message in the bathroom just below the stairs.
or
There's matches in the bathroom just below the stairs.
Original Lyrics:
There's Nazis in the bathroom just below the stairs.
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's matches in the bathroom,
just below the stairs
Original Lyrics:
There's Nazis in the bathroom,
just below the stairs
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nasties in the bathroom, just below the stairs.
Original Lyrics:
There's Nazis in the bathroom just below the stairs.
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You must be tickly, mama.
Original Lyrics:
Most peculiar, mama

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