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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Love Don't Cost A Thing that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even if you broke
my nose don't cost a thing
Original Lyrics:
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even if you were bald
My love don't cost a thing
Original Lyrics:
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even if you were broke
my love don't constipate
Original Lyrics:
Even if you were broke
my love don't cost a thing
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even if you were broke
But that don't cost a thing.
Original Lyrics:
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing.
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me all the things I need that money can buy.
Original Lyrics:
Give me all the things I need that money can't buy.
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I wanna gloss I got my own.
Original Lyrics:
If I wanna floss I got my own.
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I want applause, I got my own.
Original Lyrics:
If I wanna floss, I got my own.
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm gonna floss, I've got my own.
Original Lyrics:
If I wanna floss I got my own
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knew that it was gay when you looked at me
Original Lyrics:
Knew that it was game when you looked at me
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knew that it was gay when you looked at me
Original Lyrics:
Knew that it was game when you looked at me
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
My long ain't worth a thing yes Trudeau
Original Lyrics:
My love ain't worth a thing yes you know
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love don't constipate.
Original Lyrics:
My love don't cost a thing.
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love don't custard fling
Original Lyrics:
My love don't cost a thing
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love won't toast that thing
Original Lyrics:
My love don't cost a thing
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raisin' up a toe so I would notice you.
Original Lyrics:
Raisin' up a toast so I would notice you.
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raising up a toe so I would notice you
Original Lyrics:
Raising up a toast so I would notice you
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take care of all my banking needs
so I'll have money to buy
Original Lyrics:
You need to give me all the things
I need that money can't buy
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you can win my heart, if you was in my heart
Original Lyrics:
Then you could win my heart, and get what's in my heart
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I need Depends?
Original Lyrics:
Think I wanna drive your Benz?
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I wanna drive your Benz, I don't
If I wanna cruise, I got my own.
Original Lyrics:
Think I wanna drive your Benz, I don't
If I wanna floss, I got my own.
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I'm gonna spank your tush
I won't.
Original Lyrics:
Think I'm gonna spend your cash
I won't.
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I'm gonna spank your tush?
I won't!
Original Lyrics:
Think I'm gonna spend your cash
I won't!
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I've gotta dry your pants, I don't.
Original Lyrics:
Think I wanna drive your Benz, I don't.
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you gonna keep my ass, you don't
Original Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you got to kiss my ass you don't
Original Lyrics:
Think you got to keep me iced you don't
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me a student.
Original Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't.
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me all tied up,
think you gotta spend my cash all night
Original Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me iced you don't,
think I'm gonna spend your cash, I won't
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me ass, you dont
Original Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me iced, you dont
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me yes
You don't
Original Lyrics:
You think you gotta keep me iced
You don't
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me, I sure don't
Original Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me iced you don't
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me, yes you don't!
Original Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep, yes, you don't.
Original Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't.
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you gotta kick my ass, you don't
Original Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you wanna keep me? Yes you don't.
Original Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me iced? You don't.
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you wanna kick my a**, you don't!
Original Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me on ice, you don't.
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love won't pay the rent
Original Lyrics:
My love don't cost a thing
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost a Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rolling up your sleeve, so I could see your Rollerblades
Original Lyrics:
Pulling up your sleeve, so I could see the Roley bling
Even when I learned the real lyrics, I still preferred mine...
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost a Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw the WB to the ballet
Original Lyrics:
Saw that truck you gave to the valet
WB as in Warner Bros.

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