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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Long Promised Road that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Beach Boys', "Long Promised Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I can't get a hard-on; and my Dad's makin' fun o' me;
I get knocked down on the road; my Mom's sluggin' me.
Original Lyrics:
But I hit hard at the battle that's confronting me, yeah
Knock down all the roadblocks a-stumblin'-me.

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