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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jingle Bells that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a one-horse open sleigh
Original Lyrics:
In a one-horse open sleigh
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then we got on socks
Original Lyrics:
And then we got upsot
Barenaked Ladies', "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
And, crap, you'll take the lead.
Original Lyrics:
And 'Crack!' You'll take the lead.
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bells are 'bout to ring
Making spirits cry.
Original Lyrics:
Bells on bobtails ring
Making spirits bright.
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bells on bobsleds ring.
Original Lyrics:
Bells on bob-tails ring.
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bells on bottles ring.
Original Lyrics:
Bells on bob-tails ring.
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bells on cocktails ring
Original Lyrics:
Bells on bob-tails ring
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bells on something ring
Making spirits rise
What fun it is to fly and sing a sleighing snow sleigh ride.
Original Lyrics:
Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight.
Frank Sinatra's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow (Pluto)
In a one-horse open sleigh (Today)
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow (To-doh)
In a one-horse open sleigh (Today)
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow with one whore, soap, and sleigh
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow,
in a one-horse soap-and-sleigh
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow,
in a one-horse open sleigh
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow, with a one-hor, soapen sleigh.
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh.
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
when one horse opens his leg
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the
in a one-horse open sleigh
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
And one-horse opens leg.
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh.
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
In a one whore's open sleigh.
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh.
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing trough the snow
With one horse upon a sleigh.
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh.
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dishing through the snow
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
Frank Sinatra's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
I long those J-I-N-G-L-E Bells
Original Lyrics:
I love those J-I-N-G-L-E Bells
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a one whore soap and sleigh.
Original Lyrics:
In a one-horse open sleigh
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a one whore soap and sleigh
Original Lyrics:
In a one horse open sleigh
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jungle bells, jungle bells
jungle all the way
oh what fun it is to bite for a cobra gone astray
Original Lyrics:
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way.
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kingle bell, kingle bell
Kingle all the way.
Original Lyrics:
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way.
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making scary Sprite
Original Lyrics:
Making spirits bright
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making spirits cry
Original Lyrics:
Making spirits bright
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Misfortune seemed his lock
Original Lyrics:
Misfortune seemed his lot
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh much fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Original Lyrics:
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse soap and sleigh
Original Lyrics:
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what fun it is to ride
With one horse, soap and hay.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what fun it is to run in a white house open, hey!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
Jimmy Buffett's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what fun on a job's school run in a one-horse open sleigh
Original Lyrics:
Oh what fun on Jah's cool run in a one-horse open sleigh
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old MacDonald, Old MacDonald, in a sleigh, hey!
Original Lyrics:
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey!
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
One horse slopen sleigh
Original Lyrics:
One horse open sleigh
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a one door open sleigh
or
One horse slopin' sleigh
or
One horse slopin' sleigh
Original Lyrics:
In a one horse open sleigh
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
One horse soap and sleigh
Original Lyrics:
One-horse open sleigh
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
One horse, soap and sleigh
Original Lyrics:
One horse open sleigh
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
One horse, soap, and play
Original Lyrics:
One-horse open sleigh
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
One whore soap and slave.
Original Lyrics:
One horse open sleigh
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
One whore's open sleigh
Original Lyrics:
One horse open sleigh
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pringle bells, Pringle bells
Pringle all the way.
Original Lyrics:
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way.
Rosemary Clooney's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got into a drifted bank
And wee-wee got upset.
Original Lyrics:
We got into a drifted bank
And whee, we got upset.
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
With one whore in the sleigh
Original Lyrics:
In a one horse open sleigh
Barenaked Ladies', "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
With saiyans by my side
or
With Satan by my side
or
With Saina by my side
Original Lyrics:
Was seated by my side
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
beat-up Chevrolet
Original Lyrics:
One horse open sleigh
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
one more opened slave
Original Lyrics:
One horse open sleigh

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