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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hurt that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Johnny Cash's, "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you could have it all
Lying pile of dirt.
Original Lyrics:
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt.
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wear this crown of shap
Upon my idol's chair.
Original Lyrics:
I wear this crown of s***
Upon my liar's chair.
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would kill myself, I would find a way.
Original Lyrics:
I would keep myself, I would find a way.
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I get stood up
There a million miles away
I would kick myself
I would fly away.
Original Lyrics:
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way.
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Swedish friend
Original Lyrics:
My sweetest friend
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Sweedish friend
Original Lyrics:
My sweetest friend
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
My impiral darts
Original Lyrics:
My empire of dirts
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
My impiral darts
Original Lyrics:
My empire of dirt
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now what have I done
My Swedish friend?
Original Lyrics:
What have I become
My sweetest friend?
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohh, Sarah phoned, blaming you
And everything that is good and due.
Original Lyrics:
Ohh, I'm sorry for blaming you
For everything I just couldn't do.
Misheard Lyrics:
Sorry, fool
Blamin' you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry for
Blamin' you.
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Beatles vault a pole.
Original Lyrics:
The needle tears a hole.
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fire could start again a million miles away.
Original Lyrics:
If I could start again, a million miles away
Johnny Cash's, "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Original Lyrics:
What have I become
My Swedish friend
Johnny Cash's, "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I become, my Swedish friend?
Original Lyrics:
What have I become, my sweetest friend?
Johnny Cash's, "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I become, my Sweedish friend.
Everyone I know, go away Indian
Original Lyrics:
What have I become, my sweetest friend.
Everyone I know, goes away in the end
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I become, my swedish fish?
Original Lyrics:
What have I become, my sweetest friend?
Johnny Cash's, "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I become
My sweet-a** friend?
Original Lyrics:
What have I become
My sweetest friend?
Johnny Cash's, "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I become? My Swedish friend.
Original Lyrics:
What have I become? My sweetest friend.
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can have it all, my empowerative tart.
Original Lyrics:
You could have it all, my empire of dirt.
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can have it all
My empire of darts.
Original Lyrics:
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt.
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could have it all
My empire of darts.
Original Lyrics:
You could have it all
My empire of dirt.
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could have it all
My empire of turds.
Original Lyrics:
You could have it all
My empire of dirt.

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