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It's supposed to look like a flitter of commotion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
I'll even buy you crackers and you licorice
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Yo ladies, oh how I like to f*** thee.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
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