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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for How Do You Do! that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Roxette's, "How Do You Do!"
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you do (do you do)?
Did he ever make sex to you?
Original Lyrics:
How do you do (do you do)?
Did it ever make sense to you?
Roxette's, "How Do You Do!"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love your blue eyed boys, like Tinity shines thru
Original Lyrics:
I love your blue eyed voice, like Tiny Tim shines thru
Roxette's, "How Do You Do!"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love your blue eyed voice, like tiny tits shine thru
Original Lyrics:
I love your blue eyed voice, like Tiny Tim shines thru
Roxette's, "How Do You Do!"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one I know could ever eat Kebap and puke.
Original Lyrics:
No one I know could ever keep up with you.
Shakira's, "How Do You Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, you f*** face
You should be wrapped around my finger.
Original Lyrics:
And if our fates
Have all been wrapped around your finger.
Mouth And MacNeal's, "How Do You Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once I said I want a shoe.
Original Lyrics:
Once I said I wanted you.
Mouth And MacNeal's, "How Do You Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once I said I want a shoe.
Original Lyrics:
Once I said I wanted you.
Mouth And MacNeal's, "How Do You Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once I said I want to poo.
Original Lyrics:
Once I said I wanted you.
Mouth and MacNeal's, "How Do You Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain is what I'm living for
Original Lyrics:
Hey that's what I'm living for
Disney's 'Song Of The South''s, "How Do You Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patient farted.
Original Lyrics:
Fishin's fine.
Disney's 'Song of the South''s, "How Do You Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty good, show us your bone.
Original Lyrics:
Pretty good, sure as you're born.
Cascada's, "How Do You Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's making me spin now, spinny spin spin!
Original Lyrics:
It's making me spin now, spinning within!

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