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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hazel Eyes that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Darkness', "Hazel Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate it how the fat man always dangles you.
Original Lyrics:
She hailed from the flatlands of East Anglia.
Darkness', "Hazel Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
With her p***y on one knee
I shall ask for your left hand.
Original Lyrics:
With their blessing on one knee
I shall ask for your left hand.

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