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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> H -> Hanky Panky
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hanky Panky that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Madonna's, "Hanky Panky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before I get too clunky
You'd better like hanky panky.
Let me speak 'til you fight me
You'd better like hanky panky.
You'd better like hanky panky.
Let me speak 'til you fight me
You'd better like hanky panky.
Original Lyrics:
Before I get too cranky
You'd better like hanky panky.
Let me speak to you frankly
You'd better like hanky panky.
You'd better like hanky panky.
Let me speak to you frankly
You'd better like hanky panky.
Madonna's, "Hanky Panky"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna thank you, God.
Original Lyrics:
I just want a hanky panky guy.
Madonna's, "Hanky Panky"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Bonnie hurts just thinking about it
Original Lyrics:
My bottom hurts just thinking about it
Tommy James and the Shondells', "Hanky Panky"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby dies by hanging panties.
Original Lyrics:
My baby does the hanky panky.
Tommy James and the Shondells', "Hanky Panky"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby does the baby blanket
Original Lyrics:
My baby does the Hanky Panky
Tommy James and the Shondells', "Hanky Panky"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby does the heavy panting
Original Lyrics:
My baby does the hanky panky
Tommy James and the Shondells', "Hanky Panky"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby does the hokey pokey
Original Lyrics:
My baby does the hanky panky
Tommy James and the Shondells', "Hanky Panky"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby dogs are having bacon.
Original Lyrics:
My baby does the hanky panky.
Tommy James and the Shondells', "Hanky Panky"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby loves a baby blankie
Original Lyrics:
My baby does the Hanky Panky
Tommy James and the Shondells', "Hanky Panky"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby loves her baby blankie
Original Lyrics:
My baby does the Hanky Panky
Tommy James and the Shondells', "Hanky Panky"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby's eye's a-hangin', baby.
Original Lyrics:
My baby does the hanky panky.
Madonna's, "Hanky Panky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer girls, they like candy
Original Lyrics:
Some girls, they like candy
Madonna's, "Hanky Panky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank ye thank ye (thank ye thank ye)
Women like a good spanky (good spanky).
Women like a good spanky (good spanky).
Original Lyrics:
Like hanky panky (hanky panky)
Nothing like a good spanky (good spanky).
Nothing like a good spanky (good spanky).
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