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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hands that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Jewel's, "Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the end, homely kind of spatters
Original Lyrics:
In the end, only kindness matters.
Jewel's, "Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the end, only time is matter
Original Lyrics:
In the end, only kindness matters
Jewel's, "Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
My hands are all I know,
but they're not yours they are my home,
but there not yours,
they are my own and I am never open
Original Lyrics:
My hands are small, I know,
but they're not yours, they are my own,
but they're not yours,
they are my own, and I am never broken
Jewel's, "Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
My hands are small I know
But they're, not doors, they are my home.
Original Lyrics:
My hands are small I know
But they're, not yours, they are my own.
Jewel's, "Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
My nads are small I know
or
My hands smell, I know
or
My hands smell, I know
Original Lyrics:
My hands are small, I know
Jewel's, "Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
There I shall sleep.
Original Lyrics:
There our's shall go singing.
Jewel's, "Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
There a shallow sea
Original Lyrics:
There ours shall go singing.
Jewel's, "Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
There our shadows see.
Original Lyrics:
There ours shall go singing.
Jewel's, "Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
won't be idle with Liz Phair
Original Lyrics:
won't be idle with despair

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