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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Don't Sleep In The Subway that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Petula Clark's, "Don't Sleep In The Subway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't sing in the pouring rain.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand in the pouring rain.
Petula Clark's, "Don't Sleep In The Subway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't sleep in the subway dummy
Original Lyrics:
Don't sleep in the subway darling
Petula Clark's, "Don't Sleep In The Subway"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've heard it all a million time before
Take off your clothes, lie down, and close the door.
Original Lyrics:
I've heard it all a million time before
Take off your coat, my love, and close the door.
Petula Clark's, "Don't Sleep In The Subway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take off your clothes, my love and close the door.
Original Lyrics:
Take off your coat, my love and close the door.
Petula Clark's, "Don't Sleep In The Subway"
Misheard Lyrics:
The night is lonely.
Original Lyrics:
The night is long.
Petula Clark's, "Don't Sleep In The Subway"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wander around on your own little cloud
When you don't see the wine or the weapon.
Original Lyrics:
You wander around on your own little cloud
When you don't see the why or the wherefore.
Petula Clark's, "Don't Sleep In The Subway"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wander around on your own little clown
When you don't see the 'Y' on the airport
or
You wander around on your own little clown
When you don't see the wine on the airport.
Original Lyrics:
You wander around on your own little cloud
When you don't see the why or the wherefore.

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