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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Don't Sit On My Jimmy Shands that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Richard Thompson's, "Don't Sit On My Jimmy Shands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't s*** on my Jimmy Sands.
Original Lyrics:
Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands.
'Jimmy Shands' was the name of a Scottish accordion player.

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