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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Distance that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Cake's, "The Distance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Assail him in Pelham.
Original Lyrics:
Assail him, impale him.
Cake's, "The Distance"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's fighting and biting and riding on his whores
Original Lyrics:
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
Live's, "The Distance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've licked all the candles
Sat in all the pukes
Original Lyrics:
I've lit all the candles
Sat in all the pews
Cake's, "The Distance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ninjas humping and bumping in time
Original Lyrics:
Engines pumping and thumping in time
Cake's, "The Distance"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and I in this time of need
Original Lyrics:
All alone in this time of need

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