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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dirty Diana that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't seem to get her, no
or
Can't seem to get none, no
or
Can't seem to get none, no
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, no
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Da De Da Da Da Dowwww
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Der-dee-ta antler, no.
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, no
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diana what does that mean?
She said, 'I'm all yours, tonight.'
And then I grabbed that old phone
Said, 'Baby, I'm all right'.
Original Lyrics:
Diana walked up to me
She said, 'I'm all yours tonight'
At that, I ran to the phone
Said, 'Baby, I'm all right'.
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty Danceoff
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty Di animal
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, no!
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty Diana dog
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, no.
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty Diana wrong
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, no
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, Ross
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, oh
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, don't!
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, no!
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty Neanderthal
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, no
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty Neanderthal
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty Neanderthol
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need no afro comb.
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't think I am that
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doodle Diana
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every musician's a f*g.
Original Lyrics:
Every musician's fan.
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her teeth are yellow
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Dianna
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can we get no?
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can you get no love?
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, oh.
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Big Mac you eat.
or
I am the big match you meet.
Original Lyrics:
I am the thing that you need.
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Big Mac you need.
Original Lyrics:
I have the thing that you need.
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Bigmac you need.
Original Lyrics:
I have the thing that you need.
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the bitmap you need.
Original Lyrics:
I am the thing that you need.
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the freak that you need
Original Lyrics:
I have the thing that you need
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a doctor, ya'll.
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, oh
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need an actor, oh.
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, oh
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need an answer phone
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, no
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna go to the farm.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna go too far.
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna go to the mall
Original Lyrics:
I wanna go too far
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the pig that you need
Original Lyrics:
I am the thing that you need.
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
She looked me deep in the eyes
She's touchin' me, soda star
Original Lyrics:
She looked me deep in the eyes
She's touchin' me so to start
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, 'I have to go home
'Cause I'm retired, you see?'
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'I have to go home
'Cause I'm real tired, you see?'
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
She waits at backstage doors
For those who have prestige
Who promise bulls**t and fame
A life that's so carefree
Original Lyrics:
She waits at backstage doors
For those who have prestige
Who promise fortune and fame
A life that's so carefree
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's saying that's OK
Hey baby do what you want
I mean you're not running back
I am the thing you can stomp.
Original Lyrics:
She's saying that's okay
Hey, baby, do what you want
I'll be your night lovin' thing
I'll be the freak you can taunt.
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I knocked down the door
And I f***ed off her knees.
Original Lyrics:
I said but unlock the door
Because I forgot the keys.
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, I forgot the door
'Cause I f***ed out the key.
Original Lyrics:
I said, 'But unlock the door
Because I forgot the keys.'
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
The big agenda
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, no.
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
The day my cat came home
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, Oh!
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
The day my cat knew.
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
The things I didn't know.
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, oh!
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
The things you don't know
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, no.
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
You promise for sinn fein
A life that's all caffeine.
Original Lyrics:
Who promise fortune and fame
A life that's so carefree.
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think I got no, thong.
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, no.

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