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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for China Grove that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
China rose
or
China Road
or
China Road
Original Lyrics:
China Grove
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn Miss Perkins again.
Original Lyrics:
And dear Missus Perkin's a game.
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn, that f***in's a game!
Original Lyrics:
And dear Missus Perkin's a game.
Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead Missus Perkins again.
Original Lyrics:
Dear Mrs. Perkin's a game.
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down the road! Oh, no! Down the road!
Original Lyrics:
China Grove! Whoa, ho! China Grove!
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go, go, Johnny go!
or
Whoah ho Tally Ho!
or
Whoah ho Tally Ho!
Original Lyrics:
Whoah, ho, China Grove!
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta go. Oh, no, gotta go!
Original Lyrics:
China Grove. Whoa, ho, China Grove!
Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny Bull
or
China roll
or
Johnny Roll
or
China roll
or
Johnny Roll
Original Lyrics:
China Grove
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' to the 80's
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' to the East
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh oh no...a giant growth
Original Lyrics:
Oh oh oh...China Grove
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talkin' 'bout the China bull
Oh, oh, Johnny Roll.
Oh, oh, Johnny Roll.
Original Lyrics:
Talkin' 'bout the China Grove
Oh, oh, China Grove.
Oh, oh, China Grove.
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talkin' bout V**gina Grove.
Original Lyrics:
Talkin' 'bout the China Grove.
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ways of a car rental view
Original Lyrics:
The ways of an Oriental view
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
There goes Miss Perkins, again.
Original Lyrics:
Dear Miss Perkin's a game
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is a car rental view
Original Lyrics:
The ways of an Oriental view
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Theres mister perkins again
Original Lyrics:
And dear Missus Perkin's a game.
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
They buried Mrs. Perkins again.
Original Lyrics:
And dear Missus Perkin's a game.
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say everybody's insane
And damn Miss Perkins again.
And damn Miss Perkins again.
Original Lyrics:
They say that the father's insane
And dear Missus Perkins a game.
And dear Missus Perkins a game.
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say that the town is so strange
And damn Mrs. Perkins is gay
And damn Mrs. Perkins is gay
Original Lyrics:
They say that the father's insane
And dear Missus Perkins a game.
And dear Missus Perkins a game.
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today's just a car rental new
Original Lyrics:
The ways of an oriental view
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the people and the pizza,
they are the talk of the town
they are the talk of the town
Original Lyrics:
Well the preacher and the teacher,
they are the talk of the town
they are the talk of the town
Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the people eatin' pizza
Lord and the crust
They are the talk of the town.
Lord and the crust
They are the talk of the town.
Original Lyrics:
Well the preacher and the teacher
Lord they're a caution
They are the talk of the town.
Lord they're a caution
They are the talk of the town.
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the pizza and the teaser
Lord, land a goshen
They are the talk of the town
When the gossip hits the fly, they make headlines
When the sun goes fallin' down
Sayin' everybody's insane
And damn this quirk as a game
Lord, land a goshen
They are the talk of the town
When the gossip hits the fly, they make headlines
When the sun goes fallin' down
Sayin' everybody's insane
And damn this quirk as a game
Original Lyrics:
Well, the preacher and the teacher
Lord, they're a caution
They are the talk of the town
When the gossip gets to flyin' and they ain't lyin'
When the sun goes fallin' down
They say that the father's insane
And dear Miss Perkins a game
Lord, they're a caution
They are the talk of the town
When the gossip gets to flyin' and they ain't lyin'
When the sun goes fallin' down
They say that the father's insane
And dear Miss Perkins a game
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you talkin' 'bout your vagina growing
Original Lyrics:
Well, you talkin' 'bout your China Grove
Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa oh, China Road!
Original Lyrics:
Whoa oh, China Grove!
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, oh (whoa, oh)
Johnny Rose!
Johnny Rose!
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, oh (whoa, oh)China Grove
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, oh (whoa, oh)
Johnny Go!
Johnny Go!
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, oh (whoa, oh)
China Grove
China Grove
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