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Charlie Brown
China Grove
Charm and glow
China Grove
China rose
or
China Road
China Grove
Damn Miss Perkins again.
And dear Missus Perkin's a game.
Damn, that f***in's a game!
And dear Missus Perkin's a game.
Dead Missus Perkins again.
Dear Mrs. Perkin's a game.
Down the road! Oh, no! Down the road!
China Grove! Whoa, ho! China Grove!
Go, go, Johnny go!
or
Whoah ho Tally Ho!
Whoah, ho, China Grove
Gotta go. Oh, no, gotta go!
China Grove. Whoa, ho, China Grove!
Johnny Bull
or
China roll
or
Johnny Roll
China Grove
Lookin' to the 80's
Lookin' to the East
Oh oh no...a giant growth
Oh oh oh...China Grove
Talkin' 'bout the China bull
Oh, oh, Johnny Roll.
Talkin' 'bout the China Grove
Oh, oh, China Grove.
Talkin' bout V**gina Grove.
Talkin' 'bout the China Grove.
There goes Miss Perkins, again.
Dear Miss Perkins, a game
They buried Mrs. Perkins again.
And dear Missus Perkin's a game.
They say everybody's insane
And damn Miss Perkins again.
They say that the father's insane
And dear Missus Perkins a game.
Tryin' to groove
China Grove
Tryin' to grow.
China Grove
Well the people and the pizza,
they are the talk of the town
Well the preacher and the teacher,
they are the talk of the town
Well the people eatin' pizza
Lord and the crust
They are the talk of the town.
Well the preacher and the teacher
Lord they're a caution
They are the talk of the town.
Whoa oh, China Road!
Whoa oh, China Grove!