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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for China Girl that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I get excited
My little China girl says, 'Oh baby, just you shut your mouse!'
Original Lyrics:
And when I get excited
My little China girl says, 'Oh baby, just you shut your mouth!'
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gets in the way of my lies
Original Lyrics:
It's in the whites of my eyes
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gets in the way of my rice
Original Lyrics:
It's in the whites of my eyes.
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel attractive, like, uh - Marlon Brando
Original Lyrics:
I feel a-tragic like I'm Marlon Brando
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I give you marijuana rolls
Original Lyrics:
I give you a man who wants to rule the world
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear our farts beating, loud as thunder
Original Lyrics:
I hear her heart's beating, loud as thunder
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stumble into town
Just like a secret call
Original Lyrics:
I stumble into town
Just like a sacred cow
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stumble into town just like a sacred crown
Original Lyrics:
I stumble into town
Just like a sacred cow
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you a man from Mars to rule the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you a man of war to rule the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you a million eyes to rule the world
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you handlebars to rule the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you men from Mars to rule the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you menopause to rule the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give your hand a voice to rule the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in the way of my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
It's in the whites of my eyes.
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in the way of my lice.
Original Lyrics:
It's in the whites of my eyes.
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in the way of my life.
Original Lyrics:
It's in the whites of my eyes.
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in the why of my eyes
Original Lyrics:
It's in the whites of my eyes
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just you shut your mouse
Original Lyrics:
Just you shut your mouth
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Legends of swa stickers
Original Lyrics:
Visions of swastikas
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Plants for everyone
Original Lyrics:
Plans for everyone
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
The government wants to lose
My little China girl.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up in the mornings
Where's my little China girl?
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Visions of popsicles in my head
or
Visions of icicles in my head
or
Visions of icicles in my head
Original Lyrics:
Visions of swastikas in my head
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Visions of what's to come in my head
Original Lyrics:
Visions of swastikas in my head

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