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1950s
The Platters', "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a weakling dies Smoke gets in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
When a lovely flame dies Smoke gets in your eyes
 
1970s
The Who's, "Baba O’Riley"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fleece
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
 
1980s
Gloria Estefan and Miami Sound Machine's, "Rhythm Is Gonna Get You"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kitten is gonna get you
Original Lyrics:
The rhythm is gonna get you
Lionel Richie's, "Stuck on You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Next time on my way
Original Lyrics:
Guess I'm on my way
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
n e r u o k r u o k r o u k n e
Original Lyrics:
Annie are you okay Are you okay Are you okay, Annie?
Specials', "Too Much, Too Young (live version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't you to
Procreate.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't he cute
No he ain't.
 
1990s
Beastie Boys', "Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m battling dementia
Original Lyrics:
Another dimension
Candlebox's, "You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s all yours
Original Lyrics:
It’s for you
Lenny Kravitz's, "Are You Gonna Go My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gonna go to Miami?
Original Lyrics:
Are you gonna go my way?
Smashing Pumpkins', "Bullet with Butterfly Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
The spy on my radar is just about ready to paint
Original Lyrics:
Despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage
TV Show Scripts', "Teletubbies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Po: F*****, f*****! F*****, f*****! F*****, f*****! Bite my butt!
Original Lyrics:
Po: Fidit, fidit! Fidit, fidit! Fidit, fidit! Mon, mon, mon!
 
2000s
Daughtry's, "It’s Not Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born a baby
or
I was born this way
Original Lyrics:
I was blown away
Misheard Lyrics:
A celebrated man amongst the girlies,
They can hit me copper with a rubber duck
Original Lyrics:
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys,
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck
Misheard Lyrics:
A celebrated man, a monster gherkin
Original Lyrics:
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys
My Chemical Romance's, "Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent my high school career spit on and chopped to agree
Original Lyrics:
I spent my high school career spit on and shoved to agree
My Chemical Romance's, "Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got the hunkiest scene.
Original Lyrics:
Bring out the old guillotine.
My Chemical Romance's, "Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got the obvious team,
And we'll show 'em what we really mean
Original Lyrics:
So bring out the old guillotine, we'll show 'em what we all mean
My Chemical Romance's, "Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got the obvious team,
And we'll show 'em what we really mean
Original Lyrics:
So bring out the old guillotine,
We'll show 'em what we all mean
My Chemical Romance's, "Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got the obvious team,
It'll show 'em what we all mean
Original Lyrics:
Bring out the old guillotine,
We'll show em what we all mean
My Chemical Romance's, "Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I was there on the day
They thought the cause for the queen
And when likes all went out
We watched our light on the screen
I hate the ending myself
But it started with an alright scene
It was the horror the crowd
That gave me heartache to sing
Original Lyrics:
Well, I was there on the day
They sold the cause for the queen
And when lights all went out
We watched our lives on the screen
I hate the ending myself
But it started with an alright scene
It was the roar of the crowd
That gave me heartache to sing
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the worst thing in the day
I think I'm better as fried stake
So long and so high
Original Lyrics:
What's the worst thing I could say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the sushi I've done with a smurf on the run
Original Lyrics:
But the s*** that I've done with this f*** of a gun
Misheard Lyrics:
But the sheet that I've done with a smurf and a gun
Original Lyrics:
But there's s*** that I've done with this f*** of a gun
Misheard Lyrics:
Well Mother was the warden to my legs and to my tongue
Original Lyrics:
Well Mother, what the war did to my legs and to my tongue
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I love him better, babe
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I don't feel bad about it
Misheard Lyrics:
For the good guys and the bad guys,
For the monsters in the band
Original Lyrics:
For the good guys and the bad guys,
For the monsters that I've been
My Chemical Romance's, "Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another cock in the murder machine
Original Lyrics:
Another cog in the murder machine
My Chemical Romance's, "Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because if drugs ever work,
You're going to look like a smurf
Original Lyrics:
Because if drugs ever work,
They're gonna give you a smirk
My Chemical Romance's, "Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the drugs never work
They're gonna give you a smurf
Original Lyrics:
Because the drugs never work
They're gonna give you a smirk
My Chemical Romance's, "Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if drugs never work,
They're gonna give you a Smurfs
Original Lyrics:
Because the drugs never work,
They're gonna give you a smirk
My Chemical Romance's, "Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So draw on your clothes, I'll strike a violin pose
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
My Chemical Romance's, "Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So fart on your clothes, then strike a violin pose,
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me.
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose,
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me.
My Chemical Romance's, "Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tuck in your clothes and I'll strike a violent pose
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
My Chemical Romance's, "Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tuck in your clothes and strike a violent pose
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
My Chemical Romance's, "Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tuck in your clothes, and strike a violent pose
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose
My Chemical Romance's, "Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unstrap some violin bows
Original Lyrics:
Or strike a violent pose
Puddle Of Mudd's, "Blurry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you take the other way?
Original Lyrics:
Can you take it all away?
Scorpions', "Dust in the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the Irish dust in the wind
Original Lyrics:
All we are is dust in the wind
Scorpions', "Dust in the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the orange dust in the wind
Original Lyrics:
All we are is dust in the wind
Scorpions', "Dust in the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
All we are is butts with big winds
Original Lyrics:
All we are is dust in the wind
Scorpions', "Dust in the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
All we are is just bustin' wind
Original Lyrics:
All we are is dust in the wind
Scorpions', "Dust in the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all your money, for another mini-bike!
Original Lyrics:
And all your money, won't another minute buy!
Scorpions', "Dust in the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ducks in the wind All we are is ducks in the wind.
Original Lyrics:
Dust in the wind All we are is dust in the wind.
Scorpions', "Dust in the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a cub reporter
Original Lyrics:
Just a drop of water
Scorpions', "Dust in the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a drop of water in an Embassy
Original Lyrics:
Just a drop of water in an endless sea
Scorpions', "Dust in the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing lasts forever to your advanced eyes
Original Lyrics:
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
Scorpions', "Dust in the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing lasts forever, but you're a nice guy
Original Lyrics:
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
Scorpions', "Dust in the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pass before my eyes securing acidity
Original Lyrics:
Pass before my eyes, a curiosity
 
2010s
Joyce Manor's, "Catalina Fight Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck a t*tty by the ocean
Original Lyrics:
Sunken city by the ocean
 
misc
Kygo x Whitney Houston's, "Higher Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
3D bear hug
Original Lyrics:
Bring me a higher love

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