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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Statler Brothers that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 42 misheard song lyrics for The Statler Brothers on amIright currently.

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"Amazing Grace" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've known less days to sing God's grace
than when we first begun
Original Lyrics:
We've no less days to sing God's praise
Then when we'd first begun.
"Bed Of Rose's" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a handsome woman just thirty-five
Who was spoken to in town by Barry Pugh.
Original Lyrics:
She was a handsome woman just thirty-five
Who was spoken to in town by very few.
"Carry Me Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the kids still spend Saturday nights drivin'
'round Hamburger Town?
Original Lyrics:
Do the kids still spend Saturday nights drivin'
'round Hamburger Dan's?
"Carry Me Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the kids still spend Saturday nights drivin'
'Round Hamburger Town?
Original Lyrics:
Do the kids still spend Saturday nights drivin'
'Round Hamburger Dan's?
"Carry Me Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does the preacher still visit when sun or snow gets down?
Original Lyrics:
Does the preacher still visit when some poor soul gets down?
"Charlotte's Web"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm the one who starred in Charlotte's Web
Original Lyrics:
But I'm the one, who's caught in Charlotte's Web
"Class Of '57"
Misheard Lyrics:
John is big and deaf raised deep and deaf
Where he just finally wound up
Is anybody deaf
Linda married someone.
Original Lyrics:
John i's big in cattle, Ray is deep in debt
Where Mavis finally wound up
Is anybody's bet
Linda married Sonny.
"Class Of '57"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny's big in cattle raised deep in debt
Where he just finally wound up
Is anybody's bet
Linda married Sudden?
Original Lyrics:
Johnny's big in cattle, Ray is deep in debt
Where Mavis finally wound up
Is anybody's bet
Linda married Sonny?
"Class of '57"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob works for the city and Jackson Land Research,
Original Lyrics:
Bob works for the city and Jack's in lab research.
"Class of '57"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob works for the city and Jackson Land we search
Original Lyrics:
Bob works for the city and Jack's in lab research.
"Do You Remember These?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cigarette loads and cigarette toads
Original Lyrics:
Cigarette loads and secret codes
"Do You Remember These?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you make her Pepsi please
Original Lyrics:
Studebaker, Pepsi please
"Do You Remember These?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hindenburg, 'Wait your turn', and four five foul strout.
Original Lyrics:
'Indian burn' and 'Wait your turn', and 'four foul balls, you're out'.
"Do You Remember These?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Indian bird, and wet your turd
And four fine b***s, your out.
Original Lyrics:
Indian burn, and wait your turn
And four foul balls, you're out.
"Do You Remember These?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Mormon jokes
Original Lyrics:
Little moron jokes
"Do You Remember These?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky Strike Three
or
Lucky stripe green
Original Lyrics:
Lucky Strike Green
"Do You Remember These?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky Strike Three
Original Lyrics:
Lucky Strike Green
"Do You Remember These?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sticks snow floats and aviator caps with flaps that button down.
Original Lyrics:
Styx nose plugs and aviator caps with flaps that button down.
Styx nose plugs were little rubber-coated clips that you put on your nose to keep water out when swimming.
"Do You Remember These?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Styx nose plugs and aviator caps with flaps that button down
Original Lyrics:
"Sticks - no floats", and aviator caps with flaps that button down.
"Do You Remember These?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Styx nose plugs and aviator caps with flaps that button down
Original Lyrics:
Sticks, no plugs and aviator caps with flaps that button down
Refers to cigarettes ("sticks") that city boys used as opposed to plugs of tobacco that country boys carried and bit hunks off.
"Do You Remember These?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The scene of the Bockamer Hose
Original Lyrics:
The seam up the back of her hose
"Do You Remember These" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' steady, Veronica and Betty, white socks and blue suede shoes
Original Lyrics:
Goin' steady, Veronica and Betty, white bucks and blue suede shoes It is white bucks--they were a type of shoes too
"Do You Remember These" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' steady, Veronica and Betty, white tux and blue suede shoes
or
Goin' steady, Veronica and Betty, white bucks and blue suede shoes
Original Lyrics:
Goin' steady, Veronica and Betty, white socks and blue suede shoes
"Elizabeth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, He lives again.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Elizabeth
"Elizabeth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it ain't so bad
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Elizabeth
"Flowers On The Wall" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And my shoes are not accustomed to this hard concrete
So I must go back to my room and make my deck complete
Original Lyrics:
And my shoes are not accustomed to this hard concrete
So I must go back to my room and make my day complete
"Flowers On The Wall" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating flowers off the wall
That don't bother me at all.
Original Lyrics:
Counting flowers off the wall
That don't bother me at all.
"Flowers On The Wall" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some flowers on the wall
Original Lyrics:
Countin' flowers on the wall
"Flowers On The Wall" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's good to see you while ago
I know out there's a fright
Anyway my eyes are not accustomed to this sight
And my shoes are not accustomed to this hard-grind beat.
Original Lyrics:
It's good to see you, I must go
I know I look a fright
Anyway my eyes are not accustomed to this light
And my shoes are not accustomed to this hard concrete.
"Flowers On The Wall" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's good to see you, I must go
I know I lick a front.
Original Lyrics:
It's good to see you, I must go
I know I look a fright.
"Flowers On The Wall" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnson's flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all.
Original Lyrics:
Counting flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all.
"How Great Thou Art" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll break thou arm
Original Lyrics:
How great thou art
"How Great Thou Art" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll grade thou art
Original Lyrics:
How great thou art
"How Great Thou Art" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My savior got to me.
Original Lyrics:
My Savior God to Thee
"I Was There"
Misheard Lyrics:
When she lost her first tooth,
I was there
or
When she bought her first pew,
I was there
or
When she bought her first pew,
I was there
Original Lyrics:
When she bought her first heels,
I was there
"I'll Go to My Grave Loving You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when, and when I caught Bozo's Butt,
Honey you know you'd been loved
Original Lyrics:
And when, and when life calls us both above,
Honey you know you'd been loved
"King Of The Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trailers for sailorette
Original Lyrics:
Trailers for sale or rent
"Ruthless"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll beat Rufus from now on
Original Lyrics:
I'll be ruthless from now on
"Things God Gave Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
The priest through the window
Original Lyrics:
The breeze through the window
"Whatever Happened to Randolph Scott" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eh, Scooby Doo's gone, Disney's dead
The screen is filled with Pests
Original Lyrics:
Tex Ritter's gone, Disney's dead
and The screen is filled with sex

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