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An Italian actor moves to the USA to star in a famous TV show. After three years he returns home to Italy. Everybody is waiting for him at the airport, family, friends, fans and the press.
A reporter gets close to him and says "Bon giorno, signore!"
The actor replies in a hurry "Bon Jovi!"

- Submitted by: JoviChick

Four Catholic mothers are discussing how important their children are.
The first tells her friend "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everybody calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic mother chirps "Well, my son is a Bishop, whenever he walks into a room people say 'Your Grace'."
The third mother says smugly "Well, not to put you down but my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Emincence'."
The fourth Catholic mother sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle 'Well... ?'
Mrs. B replies "My son is Jon Bon Jovi. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Oh My God...' "

- Submitted by: JoviChick

Q: Why didn't the band Bon Jovi cross the road? A: Cause they were in New Jersey!!!

- Submitted by: Indigo Wilbury

What is Jon Bon Jovi's death wish? Shot through the heart!

- Submitted by: Mother of 3 Ferrets

What is a preacher's favoriate song?
Livin' on a prayer by Bon Jovi.

- Submitted by: Daniel Leichty
 
 

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