I've written this song called Insania - it's a mix of Insane and Mania and even though it's a made up word you instantly know what it means!

She is a tad bitter. After all, she has yet to land a number one and I have had three, so I kind of see where her demons lie [on being slagged off by Jamelia]

He wont do that again in a harry.

Bill died and went to heaven where he was met by an angel who led him to a large warehouse. Each wall was lined with thousands of clocks.
'Each clock represents a persons lifetime' said the angel, at which point the hands of one of the clocks spun around furiously, taking an hour off the time.
'What was that?' asked Bill.
The angel explained each time someone acted like a w**ker, an hour was taken off their life.
The pair carried on walking, then Bill asked if he could see the clock belonging to famous pop star Peter Andre.
'Oh yes' said the angel 'but you'll have to come into the office to have a look. We've been using it as a fan during this hot spell.'