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Band Name Origins:
- I have tried to expunge the band from my memory. However, I do recall Djamolodin Abdujaparov. Gmo's description is a little faulty. Abdujaparov is an Uzbek, from Tashkent, and was one of the fastest cyclists around in his day. His reputation was for slightly wild, out-of-control sprinting, rather than dirty tactics. Just defending a reputation. Submitted by: velociste
- There are two founding members in the band: Jim Morrison (aka JimBob) and Leslie Carter (aka Fruitbat). They both liked to party rather hard, and so it's what Jim sometimes called his friend, Leslie, and they eventually kept it for their band. Note that these guys come up with some of the worst names in music history: after disbanding Carter USM, LC went on to form Abdoujaparov (named after a Yugoslavian bicycle racer who was known for dirty racing tactics) and Jim went on to form Jim's Super Stereoworld (great music, all around, but the names??). Submitted by: gmo
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Florence And Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Florence And The Machine combined with Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Rage Against Carter, The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Rage Against The Machine combined with Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
...purely out of jealousy.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Helena Bonham Carter
Helen Reddy/ Bohnam combined with Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
Submitted By: KooKooDee
Carter The The The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine combined with The The
Submitted By: phamilto
Misheard Lyrics:
"After The Watershed (Early Learning The Hard Way)"
Misheard Lyrics: French kisses and shiny sperm
Original Lyrics: French kisses and Chinese burns
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Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss"
The Lyrics: 'Love aint like the movies, it blisters and bruises, and knocks you about with it's fist's. It leaves you a wreckage, all postaged and packaged, and sealed with a Glasgow kiss.
Why: "Great drinking song, but blacker than a coal miners urine sample.
Submitted by: princejellyfish
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