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These are lyrics by America that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, America

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America's, "Horse With No Name"
The Funny Lyrics:
And there ain't no one for to give you no pain
Why They're funny:
And there ain't no one for to give you no grammar edumacation either.
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
America's, "Horse With No Name"
The Funny Lyrics:
The heat was hot
Why They're funny:
Well, duh!!
Submitted by: Captain Obvious
America's, "Tin Man"
The Funny Lyrics:
And cause never was the reason for the evening
Or the tropic of Sir Galahad
So please, believe in me
When I say I'm spinnin' round round,
Smoke glass stained bright colors
Image going down, down, down, down
Soapsuds green like bubbles
Why They're funny:
It's a great tune...but these lyrics really don't make any sense!!! :)
Submitted by: Kathy
America's, "Ventura Highway"
The Funny Lyrics:
Seasons crying, no despair,
Alligator lizards in the air,
In the air!
Why They're funny:
Alligator lizards in the AIR!? Must be some weird kind of pterodactyl. Makes me wonder what these guys were smoking when they wrote this...
Submitted by: Ed

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