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Song Parodies -> "Dawn™ (Make This Pay)"

Original Song Title:

"Dawn (Go Away)"

Original Performer:

The Four Seasons

Parody Song Title:

"Dawn™ (Make This Pay)"

Parody Written by:

Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Having done ads for cleaning products all week, when do the Big Bucks start rolling in? ... see other post today for more explicit wishin' and hopin', etc.

Dirty cups and plates: "Bummer", mourn
I call for Dawn™

Dawn
"Go away, grime, and brightens too"
No brawn --
Dishes swim, and come out like new
Cling on?
Klingon poo-poo?
Stink!
What a pig, man can be!
Sink:
No more traces, you'll see
One blink and the pewter is free of the pouring of tea

Dawn makes my day
Leaves clean array
Be proud to show
Fine china display

After buffet
Guests go away
I wash; you dry
(I met her halfway)
Ahh, ahh, ah...
Ooh, woo, hoo!

Dawn
Put away: rack, within each prong
Surly rant --
-- Till erases where grease was borne

Cleans my toupee
Looking jaunty
I flaunt with a wink
No anom'lie, I say
Clink! --
Guests are toasting "hooray"
Now, drink, knowing glasses are clean minus thumbprints from me
Seee-ee?

Gone...
It's the way I wash; shouldn't you?
Pawn --
-- 'less they pay us when this is through.... ;-(

[repeat as poor parody writers fade away awaiting royalty checks]

Still waitin' on those checks to roll in! C'mon, Procter & Gamble, you have millions -- help out a coupla' poor jingle writers! You may own the trademark to Dawn, but this parody is © 2010 Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. So, pay already! E-mail: tomm...@yahoo.com to obtain address to which to send royalty checks.

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Old Man Ribber - March 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Maybe I can pick up your royalties check for you. I live less than 10 miles from P&G's corporate headquarters in downtown Cincinnati. ;D
TJC - March 05, 2010 - Report this comment
This parody cleans up so thoroughly you might say it's a Nude Dawn!

Royal T's n' Fiddle-dee-glees all around!
AFW - March 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Sparkling parody phrasing
Mark Scotti - March 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Almost had me thinking it would be about your OTHER favorite subject: "Dawn, come over here, I'm so good for ewe"!! LOL.........
John Barry - March 05, 2010 - Report this comment
You're cleanin' up this week, TT.
2Eagle - March 05, 2010 - Report this comment
To - not Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle - The NEW, IMPROVED Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle: Thank you for the new, improved version of that stupid song.
Tommy Turtle - March 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Old Man Ribber: Would you do that for us? Gee, thanks! (and for v/c, too!) :-D

TJC: LOL, but shouldn't that be Newed Dawn? ... and *someone* (cough) vetoed TT's inclusion of the old joke, "I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn excites me". Downsides of collab... (actually, an upside. It was better left out of the song, though there're always the comments heh heh! xoxoxo muah -- uh to Fg, not to you, TJ...)

AFW: See these thanks reflected in the dishes!

Mark Scotti: See comment to TJC ;) ... thanks for v/c!

John Barry: Yeah, but not in cash :-( ... thanks for v/c.

2Eagle: And this week only, 10% off on all parodies! .. uh, wait, that would make 4.5, 4.5, 4.5, -- strike that idea. This week (and every week), with every parody comment, you get a zany reply, ABSOLUTELY FREE! Act now -- smooth operators are standing by! ;)
Phil Nelson - March 05, 2010 - Report this comment
This parody really cleaned! Nice cleaner parody. DKTOS but I'll vote 5's
Fiddlegirl - March 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, all...

OMR: Gosh, thanks! (But can a retired trombonist be trusted, or would he just pocket it on the "slide"? hahahahahaha... Oh, FG...)

TJC: That's right... off with the old, and... well, off with the old. ;)

AFW: And look-- we even have younger-looking hands! ;)

Mark Scotti: Pleeeeeez, don't give him any more ideas... ;)

John Barry: Ditto TT's comment!

2Eagle: And remember, our products are never tested on animals-- they are only tested on parody writers. You have our word on it. ;)

Phil Nelson: Actually, TT's always pretty fresh... ;) Thanks for v/c!
Tommy Turtle - March 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Phil Nelson: Thanks.

@ Fiddlegirl @ OMR: At least trombonists, unlike violinists, don't have F-holes to stick it in.

(That joke is as "clean" as this parody! Really, peeps, look up "F-hole" in Wikipedia! It's *clean*, I tell you! ;-)
Ann Hammond - March 06, 2010 - Report this comment
he he
Fiddlegirl - March 06, 2010 - Report this comment
"he he"... and "she she" thank you very much, I'm sure! ;)
Tommy Turtle - March 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Ann Hammond: A la Fg, "TT" thanks you very much!
FG @ TT - March 06, 2010 - Report this comment
*My* F-holes are quite clean... ;)
TT @ FG - March 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Yes, I know ... oops, was I not supposed to tell? ;)

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