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Song Parodies -> "On The Beach Where He Lives ('My Fair Fiddlegirl', Scene 10 of 16)"

Original Song Title:

"On The Street Where You Live"

Original Performer:

My Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe

Parody Song Title:

"On The Beach Where He Lives ('My Fair Fiddlegirl', Scene 10 of 16)"

Parody Written by:

Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

If you have not yet read Scene 9, please read that Scene first.

If you missed the start of our parody of the entire musical on Wednesday, September 30, 2009, please enjoy it in order!

Scene 1 is here.
Scene 2 is here.
Scene 3 is here.
Scene 4 is here.
Scene 5 is here.
Scene 6 is here.
Scene 7 is here.
Scene 8 is here.

In our last exciting episode, parodic ecstasy evolved into erotic ecstasy for one glorious night. But how does each feel in the light of day?

When he wrote about the lambs he boffs each noon,
He completely done me in

And I love that she's picked up a new word, "poon"
Thinks it bold, poetic, rather than a sin
But together, we might write enchanting farce
If I got her well-redoubted
Parodies to .... (parse!)

I have often walked down the beach before
Hot and sandy; seems I’d always rather teach before
Nowadays do I… look for Turtle guy
Knowing I’m on the beach where he lives

In Sargasso Sea, does much food abound? [1]
I no longer park with any other brood around
I'm indiff'rent for any diff'rent shore
Knowing you're on the beach where I live!

And now, my dreams have no ceiling
I’m aglow just knowing he’s near
With hope, at water’s edge, kneeling
For any second, he may suddenly appear!

Lifeguards point and stare; men are mobbing me
Could be Hasselhoff, but *Tommy*: Hot and bothered, me!
My heart only beats for my Turtle sweet
Love’s in reach on the beach where he lives!

[Musical interlude while FG opens her laptop and checks the latest submissions and posts on AIR…scanning threads for TT’s comments…]

As for guys at AIR, all so fatherly
I love all of you, but Tommy, I would rather see
His four flippered feet make our team complete
Heights, we reach, on the beach where he lives!

They've melded mentally, paired parodically and physically, and the two have become one, as a writing team. They are ready to debut their combined works at AmIRight. How will they be received? Plauded or panned? Will success ruin them? Will failure sour them? Tune in to our next exciting episode, and find out!

[1] "Sargasso Sea" - an area roughly in the middle of the North Atlantic Ocean, surrounded by the currents that run clockwise around said Ocean. Said currents were used by sailing ships to travel from Europe to the New World and back.

Being in the middle, the area tends to be calm of both wind and current, and therefore accumulates a great deal of seaweed, especially the species "sargassum" (from whence the name). Sailing ships could thus become becalmed there, and some species of turtles hatched in Florida and neighboring areas are believed to swim there, both to feed on the seaweed and to hide from predators, until maturing and growing large enough to fend for themselves in open waters.

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Old Man Ribber - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Life is a beach...and they you dry! ;D
Old Man Ribber - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
THEN you dry!
Timmy1000 - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Bring your sunscreen, FG, you must have caught a good spot for wi-fi.
Christie Marie M - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
(Applauds): Very eloquent rendition performed very well! FG: I could imagine myself trying to seek TT somewhere in the sea where I go on vacation. Then again, Professor Turtle could be anywhere in the ocean. TT: Great info on Sargasso Sea! I remembered doing a report about tides, waves, and currents when I was in school, in 7th grade. As always, nice to hear those wonderful singing voices that are running through my head! Another 555 star performance! I echo all comments above!
TT - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Old Man Ribber: Or, as we scuba divers (and turtles) say, "Life's a beach - then you dive". ... and FG can take "dive" any way she wants to (wink, nudge). Thanks, OMR!

Timmy1000: Good advice ... as a matter of fact, on the beach near me, you can usually pick up a number of wireless networks from the adjoining homes and condos. Which means they're insecure (since you can join them without knowing a password), but for checking AIR... assuming, of course, you want to take your puter down to the beach ... do they make a water-, sand-, and salt-proof model, like the old Sony Sports Walkman™? .... Thanks for v/c!

Christie Marie M: Love those echoes! Yes, it would be hard to pick one turtle out of the ocean, but if you look for the one with a puter (see above), or a pointer and blackboard, giving parody and grammar lessons, that's *probably* TT. :-D Thanks, CMM!
Fiddlegirl - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
OMR: Hehehe! (@ TT : - O !)

T1K: You betcha... could be awhile down here!

CMM: Thank you! (Although if those voices in your head continue, you may want to consult a professional... but it *is* more fun to just sing along!)
As for finding TT, shouldn't be too hard. I expect he'd spot you first, sneak up behind you and give you a good old-fashioned pinch in the caboose... (just a guess.)
TJC - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Beach + blanket = BINGO! (People stop and stare indeed!) Now, tell me Fiddlegirl... is TT Pauly or Diana 'Shore' in this number? I'm pretty sure you aren't playing NoNo Nannette! Lots of great subs then riffs on the subs and riffs on the riffs then echoes of riffs rippling on the... well you get the picture!
Tommy Turtle - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
TJC: Yes, Yes, Annette! -- says Frankie. :) ... and ya left out Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr on the beach, waves crashing over them -- or was that Leslie Nielsen and Priscilla Presley?

Fiddlegirl: Perhaps in Christie Marie M's dreams, in which, she's already told us, we've appeared? :D
blackjack21 - October 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Um, fiddlin' fatherly fives. And don't let the Hoff hassle you.
David Hasselhoff - October 11, 2009 - Report this comment
blackjack21: Don't worry, I'm too busy rolling around on the floor, sh**faced plastered, trying to eat a hamburger, to hassle anyone except my ex and kids and the treatment center. But I'm sure the turtle dude and his Pam Anderson-look-alike partner appreciate your vote and comment. (Wow! What a set of lungs!!! )

...talkin' about on that turtle, of course -- didja know those guys can go down for three hours on one breath?)

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