If you haven't yet read Scene 3, "Let A Woman In Your Write", please read it first. If you missed yesterday's start of our parody of the entire musical, please enjoy it in order!
Scene 1 is
here.
Scene 2 is
here.
In Scene 3, Professor Turtle regrets his decision to allow Ms. DoFiddle to enter his hitherto-unbreached shell. Eventually, though, he calms down and recollects the joys of posting at AmIRight, whose readers respond to his musings.
TT:
Sir Chucky made this site for entertainment
Which was a truly awesome thing to do
(although, at times, I wish that we got payment)
But...
With a little bit of luck
And a little bit of pluck
I perchance received a laugh or two
AIR:
With a little bit… with a little wit…
Why, some giggles, grins, hoots, chuckles, and laughs, too!
TT:
I'm sure my par-o-dies have made you groan some
I'm well aware my puns are putrid poo
And sometimes, writing gets a little lonesome
But...
With an awful lot of luck
It's unlawful: so much luck
I met Fiddlegirl, and we were two!
AIR:
Schmoozed a little bit… and the Fiddle bit…
Found a kid who’ll pit… her wits in sync with you!
TT:
So far, FG: Straight as an arrow
But with a little bit of luck,
She’ll run amuck!
Demented sex makes maid and turtle merry
Can we be good, and keep our songs all clean?
TT: his lex-iconic fav'rite:
cherry But..
With a little bit of pluck
And if carefully, you duck
Two-entendre: sneak your puns, obscene!
AIR:
With a little bit… hide ‘em in a “crypt”…
With a little bit of luck, they’ll get right through!
With a little bit… it’ll be a hit…
With a little bit of poonin’ luck!
TT:
They always threaten me with censor
But if quite cleverly, I tuck
Get nod from Chuck!
The sword of love leads man to whelp of neighbor
In afternoons, when no one else is home
If caught, the judge gives 20 years’ hard labor
But...
With a little bit of luck,
Though the warden’s tongue might cluck,
Chat her up each week from prison phone!
AIR:
Flirt a little bit… tat-for-tit a bit…
Give a little fit… in vis-its on the phone!
Be a little s*it… for a little bit
Get a little writ for bloomin’ luck!
[Interlude: AIR gossips about FG joining the "envelope-pushing" TT.]
TT:
Not banned; it played, which helps support my thesis
That you can write ‘most anything, it’s true
And Fiddlegirl will iron out the creases
But...
With a little bit o’ luck
When I've no more clams to shuck
She has sense of humor just as blue!
AIR:
With a little bit… no, they'll never quit…
With a little bit o’ luck she’ll pull him through!
With a little bit… they can be legit…
With a little bit o’ bloomin luck!
TT:
Against guide-lines for parodists: sex, panderin'
And give ChuckG's poor heart another clout
By makin' rhymes: up skirts, to take a gander in
But...
When you're out of rhymes for "luck"
Find out finally: Shvantz, Stück
You can always leave some room for doubt!
AIR:
With a little grit... You can "fiddle" it
They'll acquittal it; your schmuck won't be left out!
You can whittle it... then submittle it
Non-committal, it: muck snuck, not struck!
Non-committal, it: muck snuck, not struck!
Tune in tomorrow for our next exciting episode, in which Ms. DoFiddle weighs in!