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Nirvana, "Floyd The Barber"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello Cobain, come on in
Floyd upturns his Remington
Come down on me, don't be unmaid
Steaming hot towel, I'm unfazed
I was chafed, I'm ashamed
Badly chafed, I'm a shiner.
Original Lyrics:
Bell on door ring, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in the chair, don't be afraid
Steaming hot towel on my face
I was shaved I was shamed
I was shaved, Ii was shamed.

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